This Has Got To Be The Funniest Shit I've Read Since Hilary-ous and Manic Planic
forwarded to me by email from Dani danygirl128. this is funnier than her real life friend named Jo-Nathan. (pronounced Joe Nathan). Danielle is from Arkansas. there's just no fighting the deep south.
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
"highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five
fewer people laughing in the world
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um. the United States Postal Service has lost its datgum mind. $3.06 to send a LETTER certified? $5 bucks if i add return service?
what in higgity hell is going on.
my rl friends are driving me bonkers about this road trip. honestly, you guys, IT AIN'T THAT SERIOUS. fuckers. making me go on drunken tirades about rental cars and stupid, useless, half assed non-boyfriends...
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
"highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five
fewer people laughing in the world
___________________________________
um. the United States Postal Service has lost its datgum mind. $3.06 to send a LETTER certified? $5 bucks if i add return service?
what in higgity hell is going on.
my rl friends are driving me bonkers about this road trip. honestly, you guys, IT AIN'T THAT SERIOUS. fuckers. making me go on drunken tirades about rental cars and stupid, useless, half assed non-boyfriends...