Dear OJ

Sep 21, 2007 14:25

babe. c'mon. if you're this damned desperate for the death penalty, just commit SUICIDE. that's why God invented it.

okay, wait. that was wrong of me. too many people i love have struggled with suicide issues for me to be glib about it. i apologize.

but seriously. OJ? it's obvious you don't realize that you've been excommunicated from humanity. it happened right around the time you decided to become an "actor". i suggest that you move to another planet. Pluto would be a good choice. it's also been kicked to the curb. y'all would be good company for each other.

with serious ennui,
Lana

ps: take Rodney King & everyone in the Bush family with you.

rants

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