for
digipacopr (most of this stuff pretty much relates to WoW, but they're hilarious, anyway:
oh boy!, he thought, as he whipped off his pants. i'm 'bout to sex her so good...
two minutes later:
she shakes her head at her self. i knew damned well it wouldn't be worth it.
and then, my personal fave (even though he really need to do one for chicks, too):
it's called "Epic T-Shirt of the 1337". now WHAT, i ask could possibly be better than that.