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so. i lost my glasses and i was all sad. 
heartbreaking, no? i know. it was terrible.
and, like, i went around squinting all the time, cause i couldn't see...
but then! about 8374364291 months ago, i went to the eye doctor! and he gave me a prescription! and i picked out frames!
(yayayayayayayay!)
and then i couldn't afford to buy them.
(awwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
'cause even though i'm broke, i kinda have a penchant for expensive shit and i just couldn't go with $99 frames when there was a $400 sale on Donna Karans ------>
could i? well! could i???? of course i couldn't.
so. i suffered in silence.
but! now! 50/11 months later, i can afford them!
(yayayayayayayay!)
LOOK! ------->
anddddddddddddddddddd...
NOW i don't squint anymore!
nay! instead, i can again balance my spectacles
on the end of my ridiculously wide nose and look down upon everyone once more!
i can even pretend to be deep in thought (when i'm really just taking a nap)!
clever, yes?
why, yes! absolutely!!
you got a prob with that?
heartbreaking, no? i know. it was terrible.
and, like, i went around squinting all the time, cause i couldn't see...
but then! about 8374364291 months ago, i went to the eye doctor! and he gave me a prescription! and i picked out frames!
(yayayayayayayay!)
and then i couldn't afford to buy them.
(awwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
'cause even though i'm broke, i kinda have a penchant for expensive shit and i just couldn't go with $99 frames when there was a $400 sale on Donna Karans ------>
could i? well! could i???? of course i couldn't.
so. i suffered in silence.
but! now! 50/11 months later, i can afford them!
(yayayayayayayay!)
LOOK! ------->
anddddddddddddddddddd...
NOW i don't squint anymore!
nay! instead, i can again balance my spectacles
on the end of my ridiculously wide nose and look down upon everyone once more!
i can even pretend to be deep in thought (when i'm really just taking a nap)!
clever, yes?
why, yes! absolutely!!
you got a prob with that?