Totally accurate profiles of the classes in World of Warcraft (as seen from a 16 yr old)
teh Awesomeness posted this:
Warrior- You make things angry and get clubbed on the head. If your Int's over 30 then reroll another class. (Kiro, Awesome, crazy assed Aussie Svensen)
Mages- You are creepy and crazy. Your either a pyromaniac, gnome, or like blowing things up. (omg if that isn't Katyne & Zarrek, i don't know what is. now Gnomus is a mage too, i hear.)
Priests- If your shadow you = wannabe Mage, if your a healing priests expect a lot of OMG Heal me nub. or WhY dOnT yOu HeAl FaStEr? (with alternating caps for emphasis.) (i'm a healing priest, and god knows, bitching about the lack of heals is the fastest way to die. fuckers. James's priest is going the shadow route, and frankly, he kicks my ass so hard. Kelly's Keenna does too. heifer.)
Paladins- Even the creators said you were easy mode. Enough said. (aw, poor Johnny. i don't care what they say, i still <3 Kordall.)
Warlocks- You can soulstone and summon and really piss rogues off in pvp. (Gnomus!! and his S&M partner 'the heifer'. ah, memories.)
Rogues- Everyone hates you. You cant speak english and have funny names liek Linglong and Irfarmer. And no matter if your naked and have a worn dagger everyone thinks you are more lethal then 72 and a 1/2 paladins....and teh truth is you kind of are. (if Jason is anything at all to go by, this is so not a lie. that boy can rip through a roomful of aggro faster than i can say "whoa". sigh. i have a rogue too, but i kind of suck at playing her.)
Hunters- You sit in the back and shoot a bow while an animal fights for you and you lay traps to freeze stuff which everyone instantly breaks and all you do is pull aggro off the tank and make him really really angry and make him want to leave it attackign you for a really long time and let you die, or untill you mail him cookies. Lathe. heh, but he's a great hunter. never pissed off anyone that i know of.
Shamens- You stick sticks in teh ground and make everyone angry. You are responsible for natural disasters, world hunger and Richard Simmons. i don't know one shaman. thank god. they scare me. like, a lot.
Druids- You change into other species. Thats just wrong. but Jason's Erron is the sexiest damned cartoon character i've seen since James's Tank in City of Heroes. i hate that he doesn't play Erron anymore. i'm in love with Erron.
this was so cool. he can't spell for shit, but oh my lord, he's not called teh awesomeness for nothing. and because he's an aspiring writer, i get to rib him endlessly about his spelling challenged-ness. J knows how much i miss everyone, so he emailed me Zatch's post from the forums. how come i'm not smart enough to have gone to the forums myself? duh.
i miss my priest )= i don't even have a screen shot of her to help me through the withdrawal. all i have is my rogue Ayesha, who is a badass, no doubt, but still. i miss my priest. when i get my game back, i'm definitely making icons for all of my characters. hell, i may as well embrace the dork who is me.
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how come coffee smells so godawfully good? i really think i might have to break down and drink some. even i get tired of water every now and then. coffee with cream and sugar, then. or maybe i'll just do tea with cream and sugar. there's some pretty nifty looking stuff in the kitchen. funny how when you're hungry, any damned thing sounds good.
i want to eat a reese's thingee, but i'm out of benadryl, and i don't want to risk a reaction. oy vay being broke positively sucks.
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Marj tells me i can reset my computer back to factory settings or whatever, if i can find the restoration disk? i don't understand how that would work. i tried it before with a computer i had back in 97, and all it did was make things worse. wouldn't i have to wipe the drive first, and then re-install or whatever? may i just say that i hate computers? fucking electronics.
Warrior- You make things angry and get clubbed on the head. If your Int's over 30 then reroll another class. (Kiro, Awesome, crazy assed Aussie Svensen)
Mages- You are creepy and crazy. Your either a pyromaniac, gnome, or like blowing things up. (omg if that isn't Katyne & Zarrek, i don't know what is. now Gnomus is a mage too, i hear.)
Priests- If your shadow you = wannabe Mage, if your a healing priests expect a lot of OMG Heal me nub. or WhY dOnT yOu HeAl FaStEr? (with alternating caps for emphasis.) (i'm a healing priest, and god knows, bitching about the lack of heals is the fastest way to die. fuckers. James's priest is going the shadow route, and frankly, he kicks my ass so hard. Kelly's Keenna does too. heifer.)
Paladins- Even the creators said you were easy mode. Enough said. (aw, poor Johnny. i don't care what they say, i still <3 Kordall.)
Warlocks- You can soulstone and summon and really piss rogues off in pvp. (Gnomus!! and his S&M partner 'the heifer'. ah, memories.)
Rogues- Everyone hates you. You cant speak english and have funny names liek Linglong and Irfarmer. And no matter if your naked and have a worn dagger everyone thinks you are more lethal then 72 and a 1/2 paladins....and teh truth is you kind of are. (if Jason is anything at all to go by, this is so not a lie. that boy can rip through a roomful of aggro faster than i can say "whoa". sigh. i have a rogue too, but i kind of suck at playing her.)
Hunters- You sit in the back and shoot a bow while an animal fights for you and you lay traps to freeze stuff which everyone instantly breaks and all you do is pull aggro off the tank and make him really really angry and make him want to leave it attackign you for a really long time and let you die, or untill you mail him cookies. Lathe. heh, but he's a great hunter. never pissed off anyone that i know of.
Shamens- You stick sticks in teh ground and make everyone angry. You are responsible for natural disasters, world hunger and Richard Simmons. i don't know one shaman. thank god. they scare me. like, a lot.
Druids- You change into other species. Thats just wrong. but Jason's Erron is the sexiest damned cartoon character i've seen since James's Tank in City of Heroes. i hate that he doesn't play Erron anymore. i'm in love with Erron.
this was so cool. he can't spell for shit, but oh my lord, he's not called teh awesomeness for nothing. and because he's an aspiring writer, i get to rib him endlessly about his spelling challenged-ness. J knows how much i miss everyone, so he emailed me Zatch's post from the forums. how come i'm not smart enough to have gone to the forums myself? duh.
i miss my priest )= i don't even have a screen shot of her to help me through the withdrawal. all i have is my rogue Ayesha, who is a badass, no doubt, but still. i miss my priest. when i get my game back, i'm definitely making icons for all of my characters. hell, i may as well embrace the dork who is me.
* * *
how come coffee smells so godawfully good? i really think i might have to break down and drink some. even i get tired of water every now and then. coffee with cream and sugar, then. or maybe i'll just do tea with cream and sugar. there's some pretty nifty looking stuff in the kitchen. funny how when you're hungry, any damned thing sounds good.
i want to eat a reese's thingee, but i'm out of benadryl, and i don't want to risk a reaction. oy vay being broke positively sucks.
* * *
Marj tells me i can reset my computer back to factory settings or whatever, if i can find the restoration disk? i don't understand how that would work. i tried it before with a computer i had back in 97, and all it did was make things worse. wouldn't i have to wipe the drive first, and then re-install or whatever? may i just say that i hate computers? fucking electronics.