Someone's got a case of the Mondays
My morning:
1. Run late, miss bus, accept this and aim for next bus
2. Arrive at bus stop to find 2 cop cars, 1 fire engine, 1 AMR, 1 prone body, partridge in a pear tree.
3. Shat upon by partridge. Or whatever that bird was on the telephone line.
4. Next bus skips stop due to #2. Miss bus.
5. Hike to next bus stop, jaywalking in front of cops to get past #2. Finally catch third bus.
6. Screaming child on bus.
7. Late to work.
At least I wasn't the prone body. They had a much worse Monday than I did. According to the cops, they were running for the bus and got plowed.
1. Run late, miss bus, accept this and aim for next bus
2. Arrive at bus stop to find 2 cop cars, 1 fire engine, 1 AMR, 1 prone body, partridge in a pear tree.
3. Shat upon by partridge. Or whatever that bird was on the telephone line.
4. Next bus skips stop due to #2. Miss bus.
5. Hike to next bus stop, jaywalking in front of cops to get past #2. Finally catch third bus.
6. Screaming child on bus.
7. Late to work.
At least I wasn't the prone body. They had a much worse Monday than I did. According to the cops, they were running for the bus and got plowed.