honestly I love you
"Let me end this suffering," wailed Gloucester. "I can no longer endure the slings and arrows--"
"My lord Gloucester, would you please, by the fire-charred balls of St. George, shut the fuck up!"
"Bit harsh, innit?" said Curan.
"What, I said 'please.'"
"Still."
"Sorry, Gloucester, old chap. Most excellent hat."
"He's not wearing a hat," said Curan.
"Well, he's blind, isn't he? If you hadn't said anything he might have enjoyed his bloody hat, mightn't he?"
The earl started wailing again. "My sons are villains and I have no hat."
Fool by Christopher Moore
The other day, the kids and I had a picnic outside. I had a salad, while the kids shared a kids' meal. A short time later, the kids were just playing about, and they started bringing me dandelion leaves. First Sebastian and then Abi. Here, have some more salad, Mama.
Wendy's kids' meal toys rock. My eyes look tired. I am. Nevertheless, I blame the lighting!
(The glasses came with a bunch of silly kid jokes cards. What do you call a grizzly bear without any teeth? A gummy bear. Love.)
I would sell my soul for these boots. Are you listening, Mark Pellegrino? Size nine, dove!
Recent musical obsessions include this song (though I enjoy the full version, featuring Eminem, best) and Mumford & Sons, oh my gosh.
p.s. Is anyone finding LJ to be a bit of a pain in the bum lately? As in, it isn't letting me post from Chrome, at all. Weird.
"My lord Gloucester, would you please, by the fire-charred balls of St. George, shut the fuck up!"
"Bit harsh, innit?" said Curan.
"What, I said 'please.'"
"Still."
"Sorry, Gloucester, old chap. Most excellent hat."
"He's not wearing a hat," said Curan.
"Well, he's blind, isn't he? If you hadn't said anything he might have enjoyed his bloody hat, mightn't he?"
The earl started wailing again. "My sons are villains and I have no hat."
Fool by Christopher Moore
The other day, the kids and I had a picnic outside. I had a salad, while the kids shared a kids' meal. A short time later, the kids were just playing about, and they started bringing me dandelion leaves. First Sebastian and then Abi. Here, have some more salad, Mama.
Wendy's kids' meal toys rock. My eyes look tired. I am. Nevertheless, I blame the lighting!
(The glasses came with a bunch of silly kid jokes cards. What do you call a grizzly bear without any teeth? A gummy bear. Love.)
I would sell my soul for these boots. Are you listening, Mark Pellegrino? Size nine, dove!
Recent musical obsessions include this song (though I enjoy the full version, featuring Eminem, best) and Mumford & Sons, oh my gosh.
p.s. Is anyone finding LJ to be a bit of a pain in the bum lately? As in, it isn't letting me post from Chrome, at all. Weird.