okay, so every now and then I google Paul Maurice

Sep 27, 2008 19:00

Maurice hits books; Fergie starts new gig with Sharks.

And then, there's Paul Maurice, who is hitting the books.

"Every time I get fired, I like to take a few courses," Maurice told ESPN.com on Friday. He is studying business at the University of Windsor (Ontario). "I commute from Toronto and take a few classes down there. Although, last week, the faculty went on strike and that put a bit of a fly in the ointment."

He's inching closer to finishing his degree.

"Yeah, I'm on a 22-year plan to get my degree," said Maurice, never a stranger to a punch line.

I live in Windsor and, four years ago, got my undergraduate in business administration at the University of Windsor. And then I got my Bachelor of Education there the following year, not that you asked. My point can probably best be summed up by my Facebook status: Kimberley is hoping the U of W profs go back to work so she can go stalk Paul Maurice.

Disclaimer: I'm not really serious of course. Butbutbut...Windsor! Paul Maurice! I'm sorry, you guys. It's just that they interviewed Ron Wilson before tonight's game, and he actually took time to explain the whole Pavlov's dog thing, like we're all morons who've never taken a psych class or heard "Brian Wilson". I don't yet care if he gets results. I DO NOT LIKE HIM.

Okay, setting aside the crazy for a moment, here is a meme I got from halfshellvenus. If you feel like it, answer the questions in the comments. :)

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favourite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favourite and least favourite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

quotes, ron wilson, coach maurice, telly, hockey, media, windsor

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