Memes, Fangasms, Kicking Around, The Usual Drill
Seems I'm posting only memes and delighted Reborn! tirades these days, but oh well. I miss my Hirumamo muse, through.
The multifandom meme I’ve stolen from bar_ohki . WTF, why not, memes clear my mind, I guess I can make as much as I encounter, if time lets me.
Pick your 6 favorite fandoms and answer the questions (don't look at the questions before):
I’m going with all my animu fandoms, because I don’t have any more(and Sailor Moon at the age of ten hardly counts)
1. Eyeshield 21
2. Soul Eater
3. Reborn
4. Ouran High School Host Club
5. Naruto
6. Bleach
01. Who is your favorite character from #6 (Bleach)?
Rangiku motherfucking Matsumoto. She has brains, sense of humour, strength, good looks, can hold her liquor and doesn’t drown in waaaaaangst. Never mind boobs. And YES, I ship her with her grumpy underage captain - partly for sake of delicious corrupting, because she can and he would so use it, and partly, because there is something in her fierce loyalty and his reluctant acceptance.
02. Who is your least favorite character from #4 (Ouran High School Host Club)?
From the protagonists - Mori-sempai. Not that I don’t like him, I’m just not into “manly look, wordless wisdom” type.
The freaks from Zuka School or wherever are just annoying, yeah, I stick to them, Mori-sempai gets kudos for awesome snowboard stuff.
03. What would a crossover between #1 (Eyeshield 21) and #5 (Naruto) include?
Hiruma would kick Naruto’s ass, steal his headband (hitai-ate, to be correct), screw The Will Of Fire crap and brutally own all bad guys. Mamori could sucker-punch random minions into next millennium. Sasuke fucking Uchiha would wear tight uniform and limp his ass around all sweaty, and fangirls would die from major nosebleed.
04. Who is your favorite ship from #1 (Eyeshield 21)?
Ah, not even fun, Hirumamo, of course.
05. If you were to set one person from #3 (Reborn) and one person from #6 (Bleach) on a blind date, who would they be?
Byakuran-sama vs. Aizen-sama, anyone?
Holy shit, I can think about even one het couple, because 90% of Reborn cast are blatantly gay, Gamma, Ryohei and Colonello are taken, and Tsuna is just the universal fandom whore.
06. If you could meet one person from #4 (Ouran High School Host Club) and spend the day with them, who would it be, and what would you do?
Renge! She has actually more gray cells than she shows at the beginning, and is just damn hilarious.
And from guys, I would choose the Twins - and I don’t give a crap they are formally two persons, they are fun, actually clever, more perceptive then they need, and, oh, who denies the kink?
07. If you could change one thing about #2's (Soul Eater) plotline, what would you change?
Soul and Maka’s new ties and cuffs. I don’t even want to know what had Okubo sniffed to come up with this shit, they are lame.
And I would wipe out Chrona totally, like he/she doesn’t exist. Pointless never-ending angst doesn't suit this series, freaks me out, also it’s gender is just plain annoying. I don’t like woobies.
08. Explain a relationship between two people (not necessarily romantic) from show #5 (Naruto), and why you like the relationship between them.
I could rant endlessly about Shikamaru and Temari. The two are worth each other, they both are intelligent, witty, powerful, stubborn. The fight each other, save each other, work together, and have so apparent chemistry, It might be the most obvious canon in the whole series.
09. If the lead title characters (first name in the credits) from #1 (Eyeshield 21) and #3 (Reborn) were both drowning, and you could only save one, who would it be?
Sena or Tsuna? Hahaha, I even misplace their names sometimes. I should be very attentive in that case, because under the surface of water they would be almost indistinguishable. I stick to Tsuna, through, because of his “Kuchiki Byakuya got nothing on me” face in dying will mode. Seriously, he does stuff without ranting about Love Faith Friendship whatever - a rare fact for Shounen.
10. If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #6, (Bleach) what would the character be like and what would their role be?
Gosh, the series is already crammed! Hell no, I refuse.
11. What happens in your favorite chapter of show #2 (Soul Eater)?
Uh, I don’t have a favorite chapter, but third place gets Marie beating the crap out of Justin, second - Soul in his pin-stripped fuck-me-suit, and first - Stein & Spirit vs. Medusa in the most awesome, creepy and bloody fight I’ve seen there.
12. If you could kill off one of the characters of #1 (Eyeshield 21), who would it be and how would you do it?
Screw one character. Double screw one fandom.
Locating targets.
Morgan, because he fucking needs to die already. All three Uchihas, if the rest of the clan was like that, the one who ordered to murder them was an awesome person. Then the gang join Haru and Lambo from Reborn - they piss me off to the point of almost shaking the screen. And the whole Bounto-Filler crew from Bleach.
13. If you got the chance to visit the set for either show #3 (Reborn) or show #5 (Naruto), which would you choose?
Weird justus vs. awesome combat techniques
Lame outfits feat. tasteless colors, random sleeves, short pants and ugly shoes vs. crisp suits, well-fitting jeans, correctly applied jewelry
Srs bzns vs. fanservice
Reborn all the way!
14. So, I saved the best question for last. If you could date anyone from any of these fandoms, which show and which person?
Tamaki Suoh, OHSHC. Pretty tall brainless guy with good manners, kind heart and indecently big fortune? No shit, wrap me up please. Well, we were talking about dating here, and he's the most suitable candidate ^ ^ Never mind that I would cheat on him with one quarter of Reborn cast from the first day.
Or TYL!Ryohei. He’s tall, he’s mature, he’s sexy, he’s fun, he’s hetero, OMG Ryohei’s muscles and don’t even get me started about his stamina - dude makes everything to the extreme. Everything. (Now, leave me alone for five minutes)
…Seriously, don’t get me started.
Yeah, that.
Obligatory Reborn! rant
-I’ve finally caught up with the anime
-I’ve already stated multiple times prefer manga over anime almost every time in general, and in this case too. Animu is funny, dynamic, well-drawn, whatever, but manga is much, much cooler. There a lot of aspects which weren’t included into the anime for various reasons, mostly cause some stuff is harmful for minors, which is complete bullshit, since they shot bullets into a forehead from the first episode and don’t give a fuck about it.
-Also, anime is always much more purely drawn, and characters are half-ruined because of it. They destroyed Gokudera, for example. I fucking hate anime!Hayato till TYL!arc. His character design is shit, they have lost his lost-of-accessories-shirts-belts-things crammed charm, and his haircut makes me wanna cry. His battle with Belfegor was utter, complete, halfheartedly-animated crap. They messed up with animation so much that his face was barely recognizable, and compared to intricately, attentively displayed manga-version, this sucked, to put it mildly. Idiots. On the contrary, after ep. 70, they make a massive progress, and he finally starts to resemble glorious manga!Gokkun. And that’s to put it lightly. His battle with Gamma gave me multiple fangasms, and I mean it. Actually, all TYL! arc was basically giving me never-ending fangasms all the way.
-To make them justice, Yamamoto, Squalo and, to my surprise, Ryohei look undeniably hot, sometimes even better then in the manga. Squalo with his angry shouts and aggressive movements climbs higher and higher in My Inner Fangirl’s “To Rape Mentally!” rank. Also, you know what’s hot? Varia’s trench coat. Yeah. I so want one.
-Anime!8059 is pictured slightly different from manga!8059, for example, they haven’t accurately copied painfully, obviously, silly openedlook of devotion at Yamamoto’s face when Gokudera tries to grab his hand at Melone base, BUT they showed the flashback of this scene TWICE during next episode, making BOTH Yamamoto and Gokudera ponder over it. Just friends my ass.
-After sticking my head in whole body of Reborn fanfiction I freaking loath Haru even more. Not only does she do nothing at all, running around being brainless, she is shipped with half of the male cast without any justification for this twist, just because fanfic writers wanted to see their lovely [insert name here] with a girl. At this point Haru surpasses even MarySue level and becomes an ultimate vessel for transporting every girl’s ego into blissful fanfiction world. Ugh
-Okay, enough with kicking. I’m amazed by YamaGoku fanfiction - with it’s impressive quantity and - surprisingly - fascinating, breath-taking high quality. I guess that’s what they call yaoi favorites. It really makes the impression.
-And Yamagoku is way beyond anything, I mean, WOW. I even want to write FLUFF, not extreme one, of course, but brainless, ridiculously full of love fluff nevertheless, because Yamamoto can give all the love in the world, and Gokudera needs it much more than anyone else, and it actually frightens how much he can give in return.
-Reborn in general is awesome. Ultimate, pure love. They actually make me want to write gen, and that’s rich.
-And, the last but not the least.
THIS PICTURE IS PRECIOUS. Best Reborn picture EVER. <3
Another Reborn meme( for writers.)
Summary: Ten categories of fics, each in ten words or less featuring Yamamoto and Gokudera.
OMG, thas’s harder than I thought >_>
1. Angst
So you see, edges crumbling, as he watches - not you.
2. AU
Accidental baseball in the face - and so the acquaintance was started.
3. Crack!fic
Takeshi pales at Hayato’s proud face and threatingly blue salad.
4. Crossover
Here, take your bat and give back my Zangetsu! Fucker.
5. First Time
Thirty minutes to discard the jacket, three - everything that remains.
6. Fluff
Your bedhead looks like your regular hair - ow, don’t bite!
7. Humour
Hayato looks up, panting, and freezes noticing Lambo’s startled face.
8. Hurt/Comfort
He slides photos under closed door - all he can do.
9. Smut
He tastes saliva mixed with Yamamoto’s sweat on his tongue.
10. UST
“Imbecile.”
“Ahaha.”
“…Idiot. Fuck You.”
“…Really?”
Silence.
“…MORON!”