Chapter 278 review
Good evening to everyone, ladies!
Your weekly dose of idiocy has arrived.
Tsuna: It’s fun starring at random Vongola hologram and also at my distant ancestor’s hot tights pants.
Giotto: I’m here just to show off my fabulous bangs. And the hologram is here for the pomp.
Byakuran: Who’s this pimp? Er.
Uni: The ultimate mystery of the world is solved: my hat is the Captain Obvious hat. It’s also gigantic for a reason, so prepare.
Byakuran: I said who the fuck is this pimp, nao. I’m humbly interested at who is this fair gentlemen in white tights pants floating over there.
Uni: It’s Yondaime Hokage after Lussuria’s makeover. He has arrived to bring all the hoes to the yard and also raise the level of fabulousness up to eleven. I suggest you go and suck his balls obediently right now.
Byakuran: Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize from the first sight.
Mukuro: Suddenly I feel that my badass longcoat is not the most badass around here anymore.
Xanxus: …Don’t talk to me about badassery.
Uni: And now my suddenly somber face will present you the explanation Amano’s third assistant came up with after a major intake of meth. Evil stuff, that meth was. Blah.
WTF explanation that makes.no.sense: *Happens. With WTF doodles.*
Uni: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH convenient random godmode superpowers all over the place BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH.
Tsuna: …So back then when Primo and the crew mindraped me, it wasn’t just for the lulz?
Byakuran: Er. WTF are you talking about, the first time I became aware of parallel worlds, it was just me and old faithful coke.
Uni: It has nothing to do with drugs, you asshole! Blah blah The Fate.
Giotto: *Is floating patiently in the air.*
Uni: My horribly drawn stick figure of a silhouette thinks that I have said more words in this chapter than Kyoko has in the whole series.
Giotto: My shota face with arrogant expression is not ridiculous at all.
Giotto. Okay. Less talking more asskicking.
Giotto: Asspull No Jutsu! I’m going to raise your awesomeness over 9000 now by letting you look at my fabulous, fabulous ancient crotch.
8059: … Who said over 9000? *Are hot.*
Dino: …Who said crotch? *Is flustered.*
Giotto: The delicate art of ranting was acquired by Vongola family a long time ago. Blah blah Your Vongola rings sucks blah.
Xanxus: I’m thinking here, why am I having this random cameo again?
Giotto: *Ring battles arc summary.*
Ryohei: …Dude, your information sucks is kinda out of date. Our rings are already awesome since about 150 chapters ago.
Gokudera: This, and also my hair is living its own life.
Giotto: Shuddup, fuckers. What I’m telling here that your blingees are not still pimptastic enough.
…But we’re going to work on it. *Proceeds to work on it.*
Obligatory shojo lights: *Start glowing all around.*
Tsuna: Watching my right hand glow is so overwhelming!
Amano’s second assistant: *Practices at drawing fingers.*
Vongola rings: *Transform and become about 384739836 times more ridiculous and also worthy of every little princess jewelry box self-respecting Daddy Mc Daddies.*
Amano’s second assistant: *Receives several offers from jewelry shops.*
Tsuna: Holy crap, did you rob the British treasure house for this or something?
Giotto: …That’s what I call a ring!
Giotto: After I’m done hugging you from behind in this intimate manner, go and kick this pretentious crime against fashion unsexy ass.
Tsuna: *sigh.* Another pedo.
Giotto: Okay, GTG. *Vanishes to bitch on G about his hair falling out of order.*
Byakuran: As much as I hate to admit it my ass is indeed rather unsexy, especially on this crappy, crappy shot.
Lambo: I love shouting nonsense all of sudden!
Ryohei: I love stating the obvious all of sudden!
Byakuran: As fascinating as the conversation is, I wo-
Fandom: HOSHIT.
Byakuran: *Flies about the half of universe on the power of ownage.*
Tsuna: *So hot, so sexi.*
Bel: I feel very, very aroused.
Ken: OMGWTFBBQ I’m participating in the plot!
Tsuna: …I think I may like this shit after all.
Byakuran: *Scrabbles himself off the pavement.* It didn’t hurt at all, you little fucker.
Byakuran: Now I’m going to defeat you with the ultimate power of the ugly out-of-face hairdo!
Tsuna: I’m going to defeat you with the ultimate power of a glove-spaceship-ironer-Nuts thing.
The epic clash: *happens.*
Byakuran’s white dragon: *sucks cock.*
Kikyou: My sweaty face and ugly horn at the middle of forehead can’t believe Byakuran’s white dragon sucks cock!
Dino: My pretty face too is shocked that Byakuran’s dragon sucks cock!
Squalo: I’m so stoned.
Reborn: I’m just staying here.
Byakuran: WAT.
Tsuna: Watch me looking manly at prettiful shojo light that are emitted from my glove that started to weirdly have figure I on it instead of X.
Tsuna: …Oh, who cares, I’m just going to bitchslap you with this scary iron kitten WTF glove on my hand. *Proceeds to bitchslapping.*
Byakuran:*In the middle of flying half the universe on the power of ownage* …Why do I see a pattern here?
Byakuran: You leave me no choice, Now I have to defeat you with the power of my horribly, horribly misshaped legs and new Dino-cosplay hairdo.
Byakuran: By the way, I also have an obligatory shounen built-in powermeter inside of me.
Tsuna: I’m the protagonist; do you think I don’t have it?
Tsuna: Oh god, I wanted to say it for so long! *Breathes in deeply.*SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!
Byakuran: wha-
Tsuna:
Byakuran and his misshapen thighs: *fail at life, flying half the universe on the power-*
Tsuna: You’re not flying anywhere, bitch!
Tsuna: *Contently rapes Byakuran tears away Byakuran’s pretty wings.*
Byakuran: Believe me, it really sucks being me right now, and what does Tsuna’s thumb randomly doing on top of my head when I’m making the creepiest expression ever?
Tsuna: Say hi to the ground.
Byakuran: Hello ground! *dies.*
Tsuna: Fun!
Tsuna: And now I’m going violently crush Byakuran’s wings in my hands, making my harem of semes gulp and think twice before trying to sneak in my pants from now on.
Kikyou: I’m reacting!
Uni: I’m reacting too!
Mukuro: I’m hot!
Basil: Cucumbers!
Tsuna: *Admires the size of crater Byakuran’s body left and enjoys being dangerous, sardonic and unexpectedly creepy.* Duh, this seme attitude is surprisingly easy to fall into.
Byakuran: Suddenly! My silhouette is not dead!
Tsuna: WTF.
Byakuran: I’m gone completely batshit kukukuku clowns November frilly tampon cocococococo-weeeeeeeeeee!!!~
Uni: Oh, he lost it.
Tsuna: *Manly stare.*
Byakuran: And now I’m going to tell you the international villain line that never promises forthcoming death to the speaker - I’M GOING TO FIGHT YOU AT MY FULL STRENGTH!!!!111!1ONE
So now we’re all preparing to see Tsuna properly pwn Byakuran during next couple of chapters. What next?
Is Amano going to pull another plot twist out of his arse or is not Reborn we’re reading? Will the boys use those new shiny stones of theirs and arrange some awesomesauce teamwork, or just going to just stand around looking pretty? … Oh, who am I kidding.
Also, I’m kind of interested what’s going to happen with Kikyou. I mean, he’s the only minion left, and when Byakuran will finally kick the bucket, everyone will turn their heads and be all “WUT? You’re still not dead? Okay, we’re all tired of wanking around uselessly, so let’s turn you into bloody mist together.” Let’s not raise our hopes there, through - I’m sure Amano will settle for something less violent and more absurd.
I’m open for your suggestions here! I’m going to collect all of your theories about Kikyou's future death destiny and write two drabbles for winners in the categories:
1) The most crackpot/absurd theory.
2) The closest to real outcome theory.
On the side note, KHR anime sucks so much ass. Gah.
That’s all for today, lovelies!
Lamp.