There's whiskey in the jar-o.

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Cover charge: $5
12 drinks: $60
A chicken salad sandwich and a glass of water: $10
Not being hungover on Sunday: Priceless

Saturday = Raucous good time.
Sunday = Cuddly good time.
Today = Schooly okay time.
Right now = AIMy talky time.
Tomorrow = Need to do homeworky time.

<3 jess