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Jun 21, 2009 12:56

Well, this is interesante....

I don't know who can read this, but if any of you have seen Jack Evingham, or Don Luis dela Vega, could you please point me in either of their directions? It is of utmost importance.

Also, where in Nod's name is my herd...?

(OOC: It's after dark, because, like any good vampire, Isabella was asleep during the day.)

lost, pissy vampire, after sundown

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[text] electroniccrane June 21 2009, 17:14:19 UTC

It's unlikely any of your acquaintances are here.

((OOC: Hey, could you turn off custom comment pages bb?))

[text] lamortdeshommes June 21 2009, 17:19:32 UTC

Son of a...

((OOC: How do I do that? (Sorry, not too good with editting these things...)

[text] electroniccrane June 21 2009, 17:24:40 UTC

You've been kidnapped for reasons unknown and brought aboard a ship called the MS Elegante. The crew are entirely useless and will only tell us that we are being taken to the "Golden Shore."

((OOC: Here. Under "Presentation," make sure "Disable customized comment pages" is set to "Yes".))

[text] lamortdeshommes June 21 2009, 17:30:37 UTC

This sounds like a joke. One I don't appreciate at all. And I suppose there isn't a way off of this ship?

[text] electroniccrane June 21 2009, 17:40:13 UTC

I don't know about "joke," but it's certainly a farce.

There's no voluntary way off any of the passengers have been able to find, and some have been here the better part of a year.

[text] lamortdeshommes June 21 2009, 17:44:11 UTC

Well, that's just fantastic. I'm stuck here, and those idiotas are going to catch the Caitiff...

Is there anything else I should know about the ship and its occupants?

[text] electroniccrane June 21 2009, 17:51:11 UTC

The comm and keycard are yours. Don't lose them.

Don't go into Carnival or the Spectacular Spectacular.

Don't attack the crew.

Food's available in the buffet on Deck 04, the Kuma-Ko on Deck 08, and Sergei's on Deck 10 if Zeke [she provides his userid] feels like cooking.

Anything in the shops on Deck 08 or on Deck 12 is free for the taking.

Erol [she provides his userid] lies recreationally and any information he provides should be checked before being acted upon.

Re: [text] lamortdeshommes June 21 2009, 17:57:42 UTC

I suppose I can handle that much. Thank you very much.

I am Isabella dela Vega.

electroniccrane June 21 2009, 18:10:50 UTC

[text]

You're welcome.

Major Motoko Kusanagi.

I forgot to mention, the medical clinic is on Deck 02.

[She forgot to mention because is a cyborg with no use for a medical clinic.]

lamortdeshommes June 21 2009, 18:13:37 UTC

A pleasure, Major Kusanagi.

The location of the medical clinic is also noted.

[Hmmm... Blood stores, anyone?]

Question: Is this audio or text? The Major will match whatever Isabella does. electroniccrane June 21 2009, 18:21:54 UTC

Likewise.

You can't get into too much trouble poking around as long as you have some degree of sense and you stay out of the areas marked as dangerous.

I think we're on text still. lamortdeshommes June 21 2009, 18:24:21 UTC

Common sense may as well be my middle name, Major.

[text] electroniccrane June 21 2009, 18:28:38 UTC

That's a refreshing change around here.

Re: [text] lamortdeshommes June 21 2009, 18:30:44 UTC

Oh? Is there an overabundance of idiocy on this ship?

[text] electroniccrane June 21 2009, 18:32:20 UTC

Yes.

[The Major's standards are impossibly high...but "yes."]

Re: [text] lamortdeshommes June 21 2009, 18:39:14 UTC

Oh lovely. This should be fun.

[As are Isabella's!]

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