An Apology

[lamortdeshommes]

[Isabella clears her voice before tentatively speaking into the comm, her voice soft and dripping with grief and remorse. There is a pause; she's scrambling for the proper thing to say. But years of training and decorum have not prepared her for this.]

I... I would like to offer my most sincere apologies to Hannibal King, Brynhildr Dottir, Marco

Comments

[teethofneedles]

You were tasty.

Although I found your lack of internal organs rather revoltin'.

[lamortdeshommes]

I'm glad you found my skin such a delightful appetizer. Next time, I shall be sure to grow new organs, so that you may feast upon them as well.

[No, she's not bitter that you stopped her. She's bitter that a fucking ZOMBIE stopped her.]

[teethofneedles]

Would you? Because that would be the best thing ever.

[lamortdeshommes]

No, Needleteeth. I do not have that ability.

[Sorry to disappoint. No, not really.]

[teethofneedles]

Well, fine.

Maybe I can make you into a pinata or something.

[lamortdeshommes]

We shall see. Just remember, that this piñata bites.