Oct 20, 2004 17:43
Been a wierd week. Lost my internet and Comcast took a week to fix it, of course.
Things have shuffled around in the social life, and wow...just surprises abound.
Dave is back. Nice to see him around, again. He took some workshop from this guy who wrote a book called...ahem..."The Extended, Massive Orgasm". Um....
It was a demonstration workshop, so they had this woman to show what he was doing and apparently had her in orgasm for an hour and 20 minutes. (Only in NY)
Me, myself, personally? I'd have been snoring through the workshop. That's a bit too long to deal with someone else's purely physical pleasure. Also, that seems too long for an orgasm. I'd be like okay, please stop. I sort of would like to go do some other things now, or at least have sex so that you don't seem so much like a human vibrator. (You know, I realize in some very strange ways I'm very naive, but I still am unable to really believe that at least some of the women I know must own a sex toy or vibrator. I don't know they DO, mind, but so many people claim to have one, so perhaps I'm just part of a strange minority) Seems awfully impersonal to me, too. It does get the attention of the women he speaks with, though. Me? Just makes me blush. But then, I'm probably a bit strange.
Okay, nix the probably bit.
Hmm...also, I'd like to point out that I have at least slightly more depth to my personality and being and spirit than the average East Village rain puddle. I also hope I'm slightly less murky. People I've worked closely with for a year or so still probably can't say they know me all THAT well. Hell, I'd like to think that I'm this deep, complicated, mysterious being with layers to rival giant onions, but probably, in all actuality, I am a goofy nut that drinks too much on occasion and has all the complexity of a carrot. ;)
Ciao!