Just for Mila.
So on Monday I was walking from the back of the store to customer service in the front... and on my there I spot this black lady with blonde hair and nails only a whore would find attractive... anyway she was just grabbing CDs and DVDs and putting them in her basket... so the first thing that comes to mind is "fuck!, if this bitch doesn't buy them I'm going to have to put them all back (or just tell someone else to do it....lol...) and then I thought that she might be stealing, because no one ever just grabs shit to buy... they think about it first... so anyway I go to the front and follow her on the security cameras... eventually she goes to the customer service desk and starts talking to this old ass white guy... I'm talking about late 60s early 70s... It was truly a sight to remember... it was like a real life Pretty Woman, so of course all of us were in the back office making fun of the whore and her pimp... It was like watching a movie... She kept asking the guy if he would buy her the stuff she grabbed and when he said no she gave him this look like "then you ain't getting fuck'd tonight" followed by a quick turn and flip of the hair... she kept going back and grabbing more shit to get the guy to buy.... at the end of it all the bitch only ended up getting like 5 things and left piles of CDs and DVDs to be put back... at least I didn't have to do it.... lol... but yeah thats just one of the many entertaining things that happen at work...