Okay I now have a live Journal, now what?
Caution: By reading this journal you are subject to boredom and possible death.
Terms & Agreement: By reading this journal of your own free will you agree that I (Giovannie Rodriguez) "OWN" you. If you do not agree with these terms then I must ask you to LEAVE BITCH!!!!
OK, by reading these word you are now mine. As your first duty as my SLAVE you shall go and buy me a.....Donkey?
So... I suppose you want to know why I'm here, and if you don't care then do god damn bad your ass is going to read what I have to say and you're going to like it, bitch.
Ok, why I'm here. Well you see, when a man and a woman are in love they may decide to consummate that love.. oh.. to far back huh... ok lets try this again..well Ashley and I were talking and suddenly she pulls out a gun and I was like "what the hell are you doing" and and she's like "you better make a live journal or I'll kill you" and then I was like "OK!!!, god you could have just asked!!!" so thats why I'm here.
I will write more when your ass gets me my donkey. And if you don't want me to write more then just give me a million dollars and you will never hear from me again
Terms & Agreement: By reading this journal of your own free will you agree that I (Giovannie Rodriguez) "OWN" you. If you do not agree with these terms then I must ask you to LEAVE BITCH!!!!
OK, by reading these word you are now mine. As your first duty as my SLAVE you shall go and buy me a.....Donkey?
So... I suppose you want to know why I'm here, and if you don't care then do god damn bad your ass is going to read what I have to say and you're going to like it, bitch.
Ok, why I'm here. Well you see, when a man and a woman are in love they may decide to consummate that love.. oh.. to far back huh... ok lets try this again..well Ashley and I were talking and suddenly she pulls out a gun and I was like "what the hell are you doing" and and she's like "you better make a live journal or I'll kill you" and then I was like "OK!!!, god you could have just asked!!!" so thats why I'm here.
I will write more when your ass gets me my donkey. And if you don't want me to write more then just give me a million dollars and you will never hear from me again