Because i said I would!

Oct 31, 2009 00:32

11:40pmSamuel

Yo
11:40pmStar

Good evening.
11:41pmSamuel

So, that was Zachary that called you a bitch
11:41pmStar

I know
11:41pmSamuel

I was washing my blanket because my dog puked on it.
11:41pmStar

I like to think you have some sort of respect

..Somewhere ;);)

Aw, which one?
11:41pmSamuel

Yeah, I usually keep it around my crotch area :P:P

The younger one

she's been vomiting a lot lately.
11:42pmStar

>.< Is there anything she could've gotten into around the house?

For how long?
11:43pmSamuel

It's just from old dead animals she's been chewing on I think

A lot is about 5 times over the last 24hours
11:44pmStar

..she's been chewing on dead animals? Why?
11:44pmSamuel

because she's a dog.
11:45pmStar

I suppose so.

Do you have a regular vet you take them to?
11:46pmSamuel

Not really. Brown Creek is where we usually go if we have any problems.

I think their still the only GOOD cheap vet around
11:47pmStar

What's she doing now?
11:47pmSamuel

sleeping

like a GOOD GIRL!

Which is what you should be doing
11:48pmStar

...Cause I'm a good girl?
11:48pmSamuel

Not yet, but that's be a good start.
11:49pmStar

Pft, well if I'm not, then what's the point in trying? There's plenty of time for me to try later.

Besides, if I was sleeping, then I wouldn't be talking to you.
11:50pmSamuel

that's the point I'm trying to drive home -.-'

Besides, I'm trying to type something for LJ

and FB chat is messing that up
11:50pmStar

You started it!
11:50pmSamuel

I got a lot more response from the whole j.m.k. post than I thought

Seems like people completely missed what I was saying
11:51pmStar

on LJ or FB?
11:51pmSamuel

they're linked
11:51pmStar

They usually do

Not everyone can be on the same page as you :):)
11:51pmSamuel

my LJ post feeds into my FB

Well, they could only focus on that girl while my focus was more my reaction to this whole experience. THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE!!!
Today
12:04amSamuel

So, what are you doing on the internet?

Don't you have to go to work?
12:04amStar

Trying to learn

(Here you are, talking to me again :p)
12:05amSamuel

:P:P

Just popped into my head

no reason to get excited
12:05amStar

Yeah, yeah. Keep telling yourself that.
12:05amSamuel

I WILL!

...so you never said what you were trying to learn
12:06amStar

Body language and how it relates to deception
12:06amSamuel

hmm, interesting

trying to seduce someone?

or through someone off their game?
12:07amStar

By lying? Oh yeah.
12:07amSamuel

I'm afraid all that may be to much for your lil' brain to comprehend and test...let alone perfect.

what's my body language saying right now?
12:08amStar

lol, I probably don't want to see it
12:08amSamuel

Oh, I think you do
12:08amStar

And who said anything about me testing it? Deception!!! Lying and whatnot.
12:08amSamuel

and more!

you have to refine the skills
12:08amStar

I know, which is why I'm reading.
12:08amSamuel

read, learn, test, prefect, and finally achieve the desired goal

the last two steps may be interchanged depending on the context of the situation

...maybe there should be a practice step.

But, I suppose that's all up to you.
12:12amStar

Practicing isn't very useful. Most times there are no indicators when the lie is a small one.
12:12amSamuel

Oh yeah?

where are you reading these things?
12:13amStar

Books, internet, etc.

Not as many indicators, anyway. Small lies where there's nothing to lose or gain from them usually have little stress.
12:14amSamuel

Ah, so bullshit.

like when people tell a lie for no reason at all.

You should look up a tiny book called On bullshit for some tangent material

Er, "On Bullshit"
12:17amStar

Are you still writing?
12:18amSamuel

yes
12:18amStar

Am I still interfering with that?

xD
12:18amSamuel

yes
12:18amStar

:p:p
12:18amSamuel

if it gets too bad I'll just ignore you or leave FB
12:18amStar

Then I guess I'll go to bed

So take that!
12:18amSamuel

I still have that POWER!!!

Go play with yourself while you're at it

and film it

for me. Please.
12:19amStar

Pft, where's the fun in that?
12:19amSamuel

Oh, gettin' paid is always fun
12:19amStar

You're gonna pay me?
12:20amSamuel

No, I'm gonna sell the film on 'the streets' for a 100% profit

just make sure it's at least a 40min film

I'll even cut you in if I make bank on it

How's 70/30 sound?
12:21amStar

40 minutes is a long time..

I get the 70, right?
12:21amSamuel

not when you're havin' fun

sure
12:21amStar

It's not as much fun when I'm by myself
12:21amSamuel

It's not like you'll know exactly how much I'm making anyways. :D:D

Colin will be there

just pretend he's me. XD

>:o>:o
12:22amStar

I'm sure he'd notice when I didn't call his name, jerk
12:23amSamuel

Just put a gag in your mouth

It'll be a better money shot anyways
12:24amStar

You sure are a romantic

:):)
12:24amSamuel

I try
12:24amStar

I can tell
12:24amSamuel

So, you gonna get to it?
12:24amStar

Yeah, I'll get right on that
12:24amSamuel

Good, because I need to supplement my income.
Star

As long as it's for a good cause
12:26amSamuel

I'm totally saving this conversation and putting it on LJ :D:D
Star

Gee, thanks.
12:27amSamuel

Score!
12:27amStar

Not yet
Samuel

I know, there will be time for that when I get back, right?

Or, after we make big money off your body?
12:28amStar

I don't know, how much of this is going on LJ??
12:28amSamuel

All of it!

even this
Star

Haha, then no.
12:28amSamuel

YES!
Star

Haha, then no.
12:28amSamuel

YES!

Well, I'm done with this for now. I have to go wash dishes.
12:29amStar

While you're at it, make me some pancakes!
12:29amSamuel

you're ass is a pancake
Star

It is not!
12:29amSamuel

It will be soon
Star

And put that college education to use!! It's your.

Why is that?
12:30amSamuel

I'll show you sometime.

then it will all make sense

;);)
12:30amStar

Sure you will.
12:30amSamuel

I can tell YOU'RE looking forward to it.
12:30amStar

Hahah, thank you.
Samuel

alright...this is going on LJ. Gimmie a sec.
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