[Stom(ach]e)
"Am I sleeping with my eyes wide, won't you let me know?"
I just ate a whole jar of green m&m's. Yea, a jar. And I completely regret doing it. I'm pretty sure my stomach hates me. It hurts worse than before. I was walking to the kitchen when I found this note:
"Dear AJ,
I am calling jihad! on you. Find someone else to do the your effing digesting.
-the stomach"
Well, I did try to find someone else. Nobody wanted to take the job. I asked my nose, but it just ran.
Get it? huh? huh? Dang. I'm goin to sleep.
AJ.
I just ate a whole jar of green m&m's. Yea, a jar. And I completely regret doing it. I'm pretty sure my stomach hates me. It hurts worse than before. I was walking to the kitchen when I found this note:
"Dear AJ,
I am calling jihad! on you. Find someone else to do the your effing digesting.
-the stomach"
Well, I did try to find someone else. Nobody wanted to take the job. I asked my nose, but it just ran.
Get it? huh? huh? Dang. I'm goin to sleep.
AJ.