Why I Love Grey's Anatomy
I was surfing this website, wikiquotes, in office and i stumbled upon the grey's anatomy quotes. Looking at the quotes from the show, i realise why i love this show so much. lots of sacarcism, witty lines, dark humour.
Bailey : Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiny. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freakin' Poppins.
Bailey: [During surgery with the rapist who had his penis bitten off by the girl he raped] Why aren't we attempting to reattach the severed penis?
Cristina: Teeth don't slice, they tear. You can only reattach with a clean cut. If she wanted to slice him off with a knife...
Meredith: Besides, the digestive juices didn't leave much of the flesh to work with.
Bailey: Right, so what do we do?
Cristina: Sew him up minus a large part of the family tools.
Bailey: And his outlook?
Meredith: He'll be urinating out of bag for a very, very long time.
Cristina: Not to mention he'll never be able to have sex again.
Meredith: Oh, too bad.
Cristina: Shame.
Bailey: Let's all take a moment to grieve... Clamp?! (LOL!)
Cristina: You're my boyfriend! I mean, I know I don't have much experience with this kind of thing but, aren't boyfriends supposed to help in situations like this?
Burke: Cristina, when we're on duty I can't be your boyfriend.
Cristina: Ok, so when we're on duty, I can have sex with someone else?
Burke: Dr. Yang, I'm walking away now.
[Bailey and Meredith meet Dr. Kent, the sub attending from Mercy West, on Thanksgiving.]
Bailey: Dr. Kent.
Dr. Kent: Yes.
Bailey: I'm the surgical resident assisting you today. I know you're subbing in from Mercy West, so if there's anything I can do to help you --
Dr. Kent: Look I'm only here for one day and I don't need my ass kissed. All I need is to tell you what to do and you do it. And I don't like mistakes.
Bailey: I don't make mistakes.
Dr. Kent: Whatever, there's only one resident I want in my OR; a guy they call the Nazi. Do you know him?
Bailey: The Nazi?
Dr. Kent: He gets a great word of mouth, stellar rep, balls the size of Texas?
Bailey: That big? Sounds like an impressively talented man, this 'Nazi.'
Dr. Kent: Do you know him or not?
Bailey: Never heard of him but I'll be sure to keep an eye out.
Dr. Kent: For now you can work on smaller cases. A guy just came in to curtain 3. Page me if you get confused.
Bailey: I'll be sure to do that.
Bailey: [to Meredith, as Dr. Kent walks away] Like I said, the stupidity of the human race.
[The shocked look on Dr Kent face when he finally found out that bailey is the 'nazi' is simply priceless]
Joe: Hey, this is my boyfriend, Walter
Cristina: Whatever, tell me you brought liquor.
Joe: I brought pie. Pumpkin.
Cristina: You're a bartender!
Joe: Did you bring scalpels? (This is my fav. sacarcism at its best!)
Cristina: You know what? For just a moment, I’m not Dr. Yang and you’re not Dr. Shepherd. You’re the guy who screwed up my friend. The guy who drove her to get a dog she can't keep, the dog she only got because her boyfriend lied to her about his wife.
Derek: I never lied to her.
Cristina: You know, I know a liar when I see one because I am a liar. You want me to lie to the patient? Fine, I'll lie.
still got lots more. The script writier really rocks with these witty quotes. Realise that most of these quotes come from bailey n christina. and not to mention all the mc-something.
Bailey : Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiny. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freakin' Poppins.
Bailey: [During surgery with the rapist who had his penis bitten off by the girl he raped] Why aren't we attempting to reattach the severed penis?
Cristina: Teeth don't slice, they tear. You can only reattach with a clean cut. If she wanted to slice him off with a knife...
Meredith: Besides, the digestive juices didn't leave much of the flesh to work with.
Bailey: Right, so what do we do?
Cristina: Sew him up minus a large part of the family tools.
Bailey: And his outlook?
Meredith: He'll be urinating out of bag for a very, very long time.
Cristina: Not to mention he'll never be able to have sex again.
Meredith: Oh, too bad.
Cristina: Shame.
Bailey: Let's all take a moment to grieve... Clamp?! (LOL!)
Cristina: You're my boyfriend! I mean, I know I don't have much experience with this kind of thing but, aren't boyfriends supposed to help in situations like this?
Burke: Cristina, when we're on duty I can't be your boyfriend.
Cristina: Ok, so when we're on duty, I can have sex with someone else?
Burke: Dr. Yang, I'm walking away now.
[Bailey and Meredith meet Dr. Kent, the sub attending from Mercy West, on Thanksgiving.]
Bailey: Dr. Kent.
Dr. Kent: Yes.
Bailey: I'm the surgical resident assisting you today. I know you're subbing in from Mercy West, so if there's anything I can do to help you --
Dr. Kent: Look I'm only here for one day and I don't need my ass kissed. All I need is to tell you what to do and you do it. And I don't like mistakes.
Bailey: I don't make mistakes.
Dr. Kent: Whatever, there's only one resident I want in my OR; a guy they call the Nazi. Do you know him?
Bailey: The Nazi?
Dr. Kent: He gets a great word of mouth, stellar rep, balls the size of Texas?
Bailey: That big? Sounds like an impressively talented man, this 'Nazi.'
Dr. Kent: Do you know him or not?
Bailey: Never heard of him but I'll be sure to keep an eye out.
Dr. Kent: For now you can work on smaller cases. A guy just came in to curtain 3. Page me if you get confused.
Bailey: I'll be sure to do that.
Bailey: [to Meredith, as Dr. Kent walks away] Like I said, the stupidity of the human race.
[The shocked look on Dr Kent face when he finally found out that bailey is the 'nazi' is simply priceless]
Joe: Hey, this is my boyfriend, Walter
Cristina: Whatever, tell me you brought liquor.
Joe: I brought pie. Pumpkin.
Cristina: You're a bartender!
Joe: Did you bring scalpels? (This is my fav. sacarcism at its best!)
Cristina: You know what? For just a moment, I’m not Dr. Yang and you’re not Dr. Shepherd. You’re the guy who screwed up my friend. The guy who drove her to get a dog she can't keep, the dog she only got because her boyfriend lied to her about his wife.
Derek: I never lied to her.
Cristina: You know, I know a liar when I see one because I am a liar. You want me to lie to the patient? Fine, I'll lie.
still got lots more. The script writier really rocks with these witty quotes. Realise that most of these quotes come from bailey n christina. and not to mention all the mc-something.