1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? A. With what? My No Country For Old Men poster? Abso-fucking-lutely.
2) What was your dream growing up? A. I wanted to be a farmer/ teacher. Oh, and I also wanted to build a house out of seashells and live at the bottom of Lake Superior with my sister. If only, man. If only.
3) What talent do you wish you had? A. I really wish I could fart on command. Like the Ryan Adams song, only gassier.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be? A. I could go for a beer right now. Why, are you buying drinks?
5) Favorite vegetable? A. I like asparagus and broccoli and peppers and onions and tomatoes and basically every single vegetable in the entire world.
6) What was the last book you read? A. Atonement. Amazing.
7) What zodiac sign are you? A. Virgo. Lame. Or an Ox. Cool.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. A. Tattoo, neck. Piercing, left ear.
9) Worst Habit? A. I tend to fart a lot, and I don't care where I am when I do it.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? A. If I was driving a car, I would. I might consider giving you a piggy-back ride if I were walking, but it would depend on how strong I felt that day. Most days, I'm a weakling.
11) What is your favorite sport? A. I like watching baseball and basketball, but only if the Tigers or Pistons are playing. As for playing, I'm not very sporty, but I can play a mean game of croquet.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? A. Mostly I'm pretty optimistic, but I don't buy the whole "glass is half-full" thing.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? A. I'm going to play a variation on a theme here. I'd probably fart. And sing.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? A. Oh, I don't know. I had seven wisdom teeth pulled. That was bad, but I feel as though something worse than that must have happened to me at some point in my life.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. A. I have texture issues.
16) Do you have any pets? A. I do. I have a puppy named Lily who will be fifteen on Wednesday and some fish, but I can't remember any of their names. My dad just told me that Bilbo has mysteriously vanished from the tank. Weird.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? A. I'd squeal like a pig and do a little jig.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!) A. I thought you were amazing and hilarious. I also thought you hated me.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? A. SCARY!
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? A. Oh, how about everything?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? A. Crime partner. We could be like the Bonnie and Clyde of our generation, only both girls.
22) What color eyes do you have? A. Blue, I guess. That's what's on my driver's license, anyway.
23) Ever been arrested? A. No. I'm a good girl, I am.
24) Bottle or can soda? A. I don't like pop as a general rule, but sometimes I do enjoy throwing back a can or two.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? A. Buy my way into Joel Coen's heart. Or something.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at? A. Home sweet home.
28) Do you believe in ghosts? A. No, but that doesn't stop me from being scared when I'm home alone at night.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? A. Read, knit, drink water.
30) Do you swear a lot? A. Does a fish have gills?
31) Biggest pet peeve? A. I have a lot, but I can't think of any right now.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? A. Bizarre.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? A. I'm often a skeptic and I feel as though film has destroyed me for real-life romance, but sure.
35) Do you believe in God? A. No. Does this make me a bad person?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? A. Probably not, but only because I have no friends on here and don't want to feel like more a loser than I already do.
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. With what? My No Country For Old Men poster? Abso-fucking-lutely.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. I wanted to be a farmer/ teacher. Oh, and I also wanted to build a house out of seashells and live at the bottom of Lake Superior with my sister. If only, man. If only.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. I really wish I could fart on command. Like the Ryan Adams song, only gassier.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. I could go for a beer right now. Why, are you buying drinks?
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. I like asparagus and broccoli and peppers and onions and tomatoes and basically every single vegetable in the entire world.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. Atonement. Amazing.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Virgo. Lame. Or an Ox. Cool.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Tattoo, neck. Piercing, left ear.
9) Worst Habit?
A. I tend to fart a lot, and I don't care where I am when I do it.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. If I was driving a car, I would. I might consider giving you a piggy-back ride if I were walking, but it would depend on how strong I felt that day. Most days, I'm a weakling.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. I like watching baseball and basketball, but only if the Tigers or Pistons are playing. As for playing, I'm not very sporty, but I can play a mean game of croquet.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Mostly I'm pretty optimistic, but I don't buy the whole "glass is half-full" thing.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. I'm going to play a variation on a theme here. I'd probably fart. And sing.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Oh, I don't know. I had seven wisdom teeth pulled. That was bad, but I feel as though something worse than that must have happened to me at some point in my life.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I have texture issues.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. I do. I have a puppy named Lily who will be fifteen on Wednesday and some fish, but I can't remember any of their names. My dad just told me that Bilbo has mysteriously vanished from the tank. Weird.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. I'd squeal like a pig and do a little jig.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. I thought you were amazing and hilarious. I also thought you hated me.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. SCARY!
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. Oh, how about everything?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Crime partner. We could be like the Bonnie and Clyde of our generation, only both girls.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Blue, I guess. That's what's on my driver's license, anyway.
23) Ever been arrested?
A. No. I'm a good girl, I am.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. I don't like pop as a general rule, but sometimes I do enjoy throwing back a can or two.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Buy my way into Joel Coen's heart. Or something.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. Home sweet home.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. No, but that doesn't stop me from being scared when I'm home alone at night.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Read, knit, drink water.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Does a fish have gills?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. I have a lot, but I can't think of any right now.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Bizarre.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. I'm often a skeptic and I feel as though film has destroyed me for real-life romance, but sure.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. No. Does this make me a bad person?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Probably not, but only because I have no friends on here and don't want to feel like more a loser than I already do.
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