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Dear Rolling Stone magazine,
How the fuck are you gonna put Darth Vader on your cover and then trash Episode III. You should all be burned at the steak. Yeah, that's right, I spelled it "steak" cause I'm fuckin hungry bitch. Episode III owned! It owned my testicles all three times Ive seen it so far that I'll probably never have kids. I'll never have a little Luke. THATS WHAT THIS MOVIE DID TO ME!!! ...and yet my love for it stays devout. Fuck you Rolling Stone magazine for letting some total fuck stick watch Episode III and get his worthless fucking review published. Giving Episode III two stars! What, did you fall asleep during the movie? This is the type of Indian Buttfold who would give the movie "Beaches" like 5 stars. That's a 3 at best you fucking jerk. Bette Middler's theme song for the film was a 4 though. She can fly higher than an eagle, but you my good sir would be the shit that bird excretes.
Fuck.
- Houlihan
How the fuck are you gonna put Darth Vader on your cover and then trash Episode III. You should all be burned at the steak. Yeah, that's right, I spelled it "steak" cause I'm fuckin hungry bitch. Episode III owned! It owned my testicles all three times Ive seen it so far that I'll probably never have kids. I'll never have a little Luke. THATS WHAT THIS MOVIE DID TO ME!!! ...and yet my love for it stays devout. Fuck you Rolling Stone magazine for letting some total fuck stick watch Episode III and get his worthless fucking review published. Giving Episode III two stars! What, did you fall asleep during the movie? This is the type of Indian Buttfold who would give the movie "Beaches" like 5 stars. That's a 3 at best you fucking jerk. Bette Middler's theme song for the film was a 4 though. She can fly higher than an eagle, but you my good sir would be the shit that bird excretes.
Fuck.
- Houlihan