Thoughts on Storage...

Jul 16, 2008 23:43



So I came across this in some persons blog, that totally wasn't about using boobs as storage... or a purse... but... I laughed at the cartoon and I was amused. Then I thought about it a second and wanted to argue the counterpoint. Its natural storage, why not use it!?

Now keep in mind that I also carry Timbuk2, which is the largest purse known to mankind! Hey, any purse that can carry a case of beer has clearly got storage capacity. Even still it seems like everyday I get home and I find treasures in my cleavage. My cell phone. My debit card. Lighters. Cash. "Hey! Where did that $20 come from???" No joke. Its even come in handy as somewhat waterproof storage... well when you have a camera and a blackberry on your person before you realize just how splashy splash mountain is... cleavage is a great storage facility. Besides, if you're worried about pick pockets, forgetting your purse, identity theft, whatever... whats a safer place to keep your money, credit cards or your drivers license. "Excuse me officer while I dig out my license." Totally a great way to get out of a ticket!!!

So "Get. A. Purse. Please."... bah, I have one but, the point is I am still going to store everything in my bra as normal. Why else would nature have provided me with all this extra storage space

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