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Ever since i got married, the pressure to have a kid has been on. What the hell? It's as if all the mothers want you to endure the pain they have had as soon as possible.
I hate when parents brag about how cute their freaking kid is and like *OMG!! when you look at my kid, doesn't it make you want to have one just like him NOW!!??* Um, Let me think about that..NO!!! Your kid is not cute first of all. And secondly, it is not a hamster. A kid will be with me for the REST OF MY LIFE. Seeing one doesn't make me want to jump on my husband's dick, condom free, and start pounding away at it. Is it just me? I don't know. Kids are a huge responsibility and what's the rush? I am 27 years old and just got married.
To tell you the truth, i am SCARED about pregnancy. I wish i could take a pass on the labor part. The thought of my vagina opening 7 or more inches scares the shit out of me. I could fit 10 dildo's in that gaping hole. That would hurt! The thought of this moving specimen moving around in me for 9 months scares me too. I wish my husband could be the one to do that part. He would cry like a little bitch.
I was at a party recently and one of my in law's friends kept saying (about his grandaugter) "Nicole, when you look at her, doesn't it make you want one?!" I paused thinking *yeah, not really* and said "Eventually." He continued to say all throughout the night, "how can you not want one when you look at her?" It was fucking annoying. I finally said "There is no rush. Kids will be with us for the rest of our lives." He finally shut up and then people were asking my mother in law when we were going to have a kid and i heard her say "well, they are waiting for the insurance to kick in." As if i didn't have that, i would already be pregnant. You know what, i am glad i am not pregnant right now and got to use this excuse to wait. All the people asking makes me want to wait longer! Fuck em!
I hate when parents brag about how cute their freaking kid is and like *OMG!! when you look at my kid, doesn't it make you want to have one just like him NOW!!??* Um, Let me think about that..NO!!! Your kid is not cute first of all. And secondly, it is not a hamster. A kid will be with me for the REST OF MY LIFE. Seeing one doesn't make me want to jump on my husband's dick, condom free, and start pounding away at it. Is it just me? I don't know. Kids are a huge responsibility and what's the rush? I am 27 years old and just got married.
To tell you the truth, i am SCARED about pregnancy. I wish i could take a pass on the labor part. The thought of my vagina opening 7 or more inches scares the shit out of me. I could fit 10 dildo's in that gaping hole. That would hurt! The thought of this moving specimen moving around in me for 9 months scares me too. I wish my husband could be the one to do that part. He would cry like a little bitch.
I was at a party recently and one of my in law's friends kept saying (about his grandaugter) "Nicole, when you look at her, doesn't it make you want one?!" I paused thinking *yeah, not really* and said "Eventually." He continued to say all throughout the night, "how can you not want one when you look at her?" It was fucking annoying. I finally said "There is no rush. Kids will be with us for the rest of our lives." He finally shut up and then people were asking my mother in law when we were going to have a kid and i heard her say "well, they are waiting for the insurance to kick in." As if i didn't have that, i would already be pregnant. You know what, i am glad i am not pregnant right now and got to use this excuse to wait. All the people asking makes me want to wait longer! Fuck em!