TItle: Not Sick, Not Gay. Just Dongwoon-sexual Seungho-sexual (Joon's side story in this chapter)
Chapter: 2/?
Pairing: Mir/Dongwoon (Joon/Seungho main in this chapter)
Rating: PG-13 for swearing
Genre: Comedy/Romance
Summary: Where Mir isn't gay... just Dongwoon-sexual
Joon held back a curse as it was about to roll off his tongue.
"No, babo yah. You're in.. well, you... how do I say this?" Joon paused, and for moment he looked like he actually cared, "You're gay. Yeah, that's bout right. Wasn't this the same convo we had a fucking minute ago?" Mir looked lost, even though he was fully aware of the fact he's Dongwoon-sexual, or gay; whatever floats his boat.
"But..."
"No buts! Get out! Or I'll tell Seungho op..hyung and you'll get in shit."
"You're so gay hyung."
"I'm fully aware, unlike you." and with that Mir was violently shoved out of the room, and his hyung went back to his amazingly amazing dream. Mir stomped away, and I swear to god this kid has a gift, because he was looking straight ahead, but somehow managed to walk right into Joonie's "oppa".
"Woah there lil' buddy, you okay?" Seungho asked, 100 times more caring than Joon ever was this entire morning. Mir just looked at him and a pout formed on the younger's lips. "Was Joon being an asshole again?" Mir nodded and his pout magically turned into a grin as he watched Seungho storm off into the hell-hole he'd just walked-- or actually, got shoved out of. Seungho's always been a good leader and he'd had always stood up for the maknae; he's got a soft spot for cuddly-Einsteins. Moments after Joonie's door opened, it shut and Mir could hear sounds resembling:
"What'd you do this time?"
"Nothing, I helped the kid realize who he really is." Mir made a mental note to punch Joon next time they were alone.
"And what might that be?"
"Oh, wouldn't you like to know?"
"Yeah I would. Now tell me."
"I'm not that easy, Seungiee." and Mir could swear Joon was trying to seduce the Leader with that last line.
"Oh yeah?" then the maknae heard something like 'boom', a sound you'd hear when someone's thrown at a wall,
"Shit! They're getting in a fight!" He walked over to the door because he decided Joon was being too big of a jerk this morning for him to run and save the older boy. The maknae opened the door, and to his surprise... Joon was on Seungho's lap, Seungho was on the bed, and they were doing something that looked extremely close to a make-out session. Mir stood frozen and just stared at the (blissful to most) highly disturbing scene in front of him. "Yaaa!!!!" he exclaimed, "What the fuck are you guys doing?" Seungho tried to speak in between what seemed like kisses, they really weren't kissing, Mir swears!, and while Seungho was trying to "explain" what's happening, Joon gave Mir the finger and a hand motion that read 'get out. now.' Mir didn't need to be told twice, he turned around and got out of the room as fast as he could. He walked down the hallway mumbling angry nothings and walked into G.O (told you he's got a gift).
"Hey there kiddo, wassup?" G.O started, not a bit startled, things like this happen to much.
"Joon hyung's Seungho-sexual, and I think he got Seungie-hyung to go gay for him! Are you gay too?! Or just a person-sexual?! I'm not gay, but Joon hyung thinks I am, but I'm not." Mir questioned curiously and stated defeatedly, as if G.O were supposed to understand all that he's said.
"Kay, wait.. whaaat?" G.O looked at Mir like the kid just sniffed too much glue, gone crazy and is now recovering.
"Never mind..." Mir walked off, and G.O wonders why he's in MBLAQ, a group where not one person is normal. Not even Chundoong, the angel without wings, he's got a prince-syndrome after all.
~ Back to Seungho and Joon.
"So, why didn't you tell me before..?" Seungho asked Joon who was lying next to him, as they intertwined their fingers, after they'd... well, you got two guys that like each other and a bed. Think about it.
"I 'unno. Never crossed my mind." Joon answered like he didn't have a care in the world.
"What do you mean? How could it not have crossed your mind? You don't know what I would've said."
"Exactly. If you hadn't walked in today, and I didn't have that dream, I don't think me confessing, would've happened anytime soon."
"...But why..?" Joon let go of Seungho's hands to link arms with the other under the sheets and put his head in the crook of the leader's neck. After a long pause Joon answered,
"I was scared."
"You're an assassin, are you seriously afraid to confess to a guy?" Joon blushed, and squeezed Seungho's arms like it was some sort of plush.
"So, does this mean..."
"I'm yours, and you're mine. If that's okay with you." Seungho smiled trying to imagine what Joon's face looked like at the moment, and Joon wondered why he hadn't confessed earlier.
NOTES : The end of chapter 2! I know I was writing Mir/Dongwoon so I'm super sorry for sidetracking TT_TT Please forgive if you were expecting Mir/Dongwoon! There will def be more Mir/Dongwoon action in the next Chapter! But keep in touch okay? Okay.
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