Most fun skiping a Class

Nov 14, 2007 09:35

I was excited about yesterday. I would final meet the man, the hater, the scurg of all that is wholesome to this small blue ball. His name was Brother JED. JT had talked about him on several occasions but I never got to meet the man that talks with god. JT grabed me by the arm at lunch in the PSU building and said your coming with me. I wanted to decline because I was hungry and it was misting outside, but he is very persasive....LOL anyway we went to the bear paw and waited for JED. If we were at the free speach zone first, Jed couldnt use it because student organizations come first. The Bear Paw were the same place we held the F-U-C-K rally because of the cencership of that freespeach zone the month during "Your Mom Fest" We spoted him and we were off. By this time lots of members of the FSM showed up and we followed him like hawks to the pray. It looked like we were going to gang rape him. He dodged to the other free speech zone and the blastfimy started.



Sister Cindy loving, caring, and free of all sin. Thats a god mother fucking damnable lie. I never wanted to punch a lady so bad in my life. She preached about how god love everyone, we are all his children...expect if your gay, smoke, drink, watch anything not prasing god. But other wise it was ok. Bitch....I tried to talk to her and she gave me this look like i killed a dozen small starving children. She saw my long hair, first thing she asked ' are you christian?' "no" I replied. "then your a heathen and you have no right to talk to me" My jaw droped I was pissed then a real christian stoped me from haliping on her old soft head. He then proceeded to tell me that this is not how christans act...I knew this already but I let him talk. I explained this is that reason the FSM and JT still exist on campus. JT wants to educate stupid people and express tollerence of all people. The christian guy agreed and reallize JT wasnt up there to make fun of Christians.



Things got even better when the true christian came out from the dorms and ralled with the FSM. I was beautiful to see really. almost made me tear up. For the most part it was very emotional charted. I thought a I would have to break up some fights, but everyone reallize that they all wanted the same thing. love and tollerence. Some of it was off the wall and crazy. like the BIGALY girls making out not nessesary(they were ugly anyway) There was some name calling, but nothing major. I will only regret not going and turning in my English Essey that was due yesterday. Im going to email it to my teacher and hope she likes me enough to accept it late. if not that I fucked LOL

PS I have on of Brother Jed but I have to relink it later...
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