Chapter 807
Flash Forward 2039
“But why are you doing this to us?” Adam asked confused.
“Doing what?” Elle asked with a confused laugh.
“Sending us away,” Adam frowned.
“I think what your Papa means is why are you giving us this trip?” Kris asked.
“Yeah and why is it camping?” Adam pouted.
“Because we remembered that it is thirty years since you met and as good children we knew that you went camping,” Elle answered.
“Did we remember?” Sebastian asked sarcastically.
“Yes we did,” Elle answered before turning to look back at her parents.
“We told you we went camping?” Adam asked confused.
“Sure you did,” Sophia nodded.
“That’s strange,” Adam remarked. “I didn’t think parents told their kids about their battles at war.”
“Going camping was not your war,” Kris said through gritted teeth.
“Kristopher I am not going camping,” Adam whispered.
“You don’t want to go?” Jacob frowned. “After all the work we put into it.”
“We?” Sebastian asked.
“Yes we,” Elle nodded.
“It’s not that we don’t want to go,” Kris explained. “It’s that we…”
“Can’t go,” Adam interrupted.
“We can’t?”
“Of course we can’t,” Adam nodded. “I mean now is not a good time to get away. I mean we have Riley.”
“And Sebastian you’ve just became a father,” Kris added. “You’re going to need us around to help when the baby comes over.”
“That’s all taken care of,” Sebastian shrugged. “They’re taking the baby to meet her great grand parents. She’ll be gone all week.”
“Well I don’t like that,” Adam frowned. “Taking a newborn baby away from her father. That’s wrong.”
“It’s fine when she gets back I’m getting her for five full days,” Sebastian shrugged.
“Seems like you have it all worked out,” Adam mumbled.
“I do,” Sebastian nodded. “That is why we want to do this for you. So you guys better get packing.”
“Seriously?” Adam frowned. “We’re really going to have to do this?”
“We were thinking of sending you to where you went on your honeymoon,” Elle smirked. “But I’m guessing you guys went somewhere really expensive.”
“Right,” Kris nodded.
“And we can’t afford that,” Jacob pointed out. “So you’re going camping.”
“Our honeymoon wasn’t expensive,” Adam frowned.
“But do you really want to go back there?” Kris asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Why?” Elle asked. “Where did you guys go?”
End of Flash Forward 2039
Flashback
Adam knew that if anyone ever asked him where he went on his honeymoon he would lie. There would be no way he could tell his friends back in La that he spent his honeymoon with his new husband in Arkansas. They just wouldn't understand it.
“I'll get the bags, you open the door.” Kris ordered as he climbed out the drivers seat.
“I still can't believe you brought me to the cottage.” Adam smiled as he unlocked the cottage door.
“I figured no one would ever think of looking for us here.” Kris replied throwing the bag down as he kicked the cottage door closed.
“Shouldn't you bring in the rest of our stuff?” Adam said looking down at the small bag at Kris's feet.
Kris gave his husband a look before coming towards him. “That's all our stuff. I told you I would pack what we need.” Kris pushed Adam back till he was pressed against the wall. “Get Naked.” Kris said quietly as he looked Adam over.
“I was going to get changed.” Adam said looking down at his bag.
“No point.” Kris muttered as he slipped his finger into Adam's waist band of his jeans. “There's only underwear and our tooth brushes in those bags.”
“That's it?” Adam asked stepping forward only to have Kris push him against the wall again.
“That and five large tubes of lube.” Kris answered with a smirk.
“Okay.” Adam laughed unsure.
“So get naked.” Kris ordered as he popped the button on his jeans.
“I love married life.” Adam said smiling wide.
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Adam was sore. Not a bad sore but a satisfied sore, the I've been fucked for hours sore. Which was true. It was day two of their honeymoon and Adam had only left the bed eight times, either to use the bathroom or grab another slice of toast when the hunger got too much. It was the hunger pains that had caused him to be standing naked in the kitchen looking out into the back yard. “This is a really amazing house.” Adam said munching on a slice of apple. “There's just a sense of calmness here.”
“Because the next house is ten minutes away.” Kris said taking a bite of his apple. “Come back to bed.” Kris came up behind Adam to rest his forehead between his shoulder blades.
“Again?” Adam asked half surprised.
“It's been a full twenty minutes since we last did it.” Kris pouted.
“I don't think I could get it up again.” Adam remarked causing Kris to reach round to take hold of Adam's cock. Within seconds he was beginning to get hard causing Adam to shake his head in amusement. “Or maybe I can.”
“Maybe.” Kris smiled into Adam's back as he continued to stroke him slowly.
Adam stretched his hands up to grip onto the frame of the back door smiling. Here he was naked with his husband pressed against him as he stroked his cock and it felt like the most normal thing in the world. Adam's eyes scanned the back yard until he settled on Something. “A rabbit.”
“Huh?” Kris asked.
“Look.” Adam said in an amused tone. “It's a rabbit.”
Kris peeked his head over Adam's shoulder to look. “Oh yea.”
“Look how cute he is.” Adam gushed causing Kris to still his stroking.
“This is like jerking you off to Bambi. It's really distracting.” Kris complained.
“But it's a bunny rabbit.” Adam replied sounding like a five year old.
Kris moved away from his husband to slid open the back door. “So you want it?” Kris asked.
“Seriously? We could have a rabbit?” Adam asked really sounding like a five year old now.
“Yea.” Kris smiled. “You want it boiled, fried or made into a stew?” Kris quizzed causing Adam to look horrified.
“You wouldn't.”
“We could make the fur into a really pretty scarf for you.” Kris watched in amusement as his husband gave him a dirty look before he spun around and marched away, his freckled ass wiggling as he went.
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Adam looked down at the screwed up piece of paper in his hand and shook his head. What the hell did really big bowfin mean Adam asked himself looking at the note Kris has scribbled down for him. He sat parked in Kris's pick up truck outside a row of stores, he'd insisted on picking up dinner for their last night of their honeymoon but now looking at his shopping list from his husband he really was wishing he's stayed at the cottage and sent Kris instead. It was all just so new to him and not just the dirty old truck that was leaving nasty stains on his jeans but everything that had happened over the past week. Ever since he said I do Adam had felt completely different in himself. Like he had aged in the seven days but not in a oh my god I've got wrinkles but more of a sense of maturity that made him feel like his life was finally on the right path. Things were really making sense now, life had meaning. So with his shopping list and his stained jeans he climbed out the truck and headed for the first shop. Stepping inside Adam was suddenly thrown back into the nineteen fifties before style had been invented. Grabbing a basket he looked down the list. “What the fuck is collard greens.” Adam muttered to himself.
“A vegetable.” A small woman answered as she past him. “At the very back of the store dear.”
“Thank you.” Adam put on his best smile. Dodging the ice cream, he didn't need to put on any more weight than he already had this week, he made his way to the back of the store. He really wished he's asked the lady what collard greens look like cause he was looking and all the vegetables looked the same. He was seconds from calling Kris when he heard a voice he recognised coming from the other aisle.
“Well I told Neil but he didn't listen. I'm telling you the man is pig headed.” Adam peeked over the shelf to see his mother in law standing chatting away with another woman.
“And Kris is okay?” The woman asked.
Adam ducked his head down, he really didn't want to be snooping in on his mother in laws private business but he knew he was going to. “Oh he's fine.” Kim said smiling. “He and Adam are actually in town.”
“Oh?” The woman's voice went up a few notches.
“Yea just for a few days.” Kim answered. “Just a little break.” Adam smiled listening to his mother in law. The wedding was still a secret with no one from the media even suspecting anything.
“Not that I've seen them.” Kim added. “They've been staying elsewhere.”
“Together?” The woman asked.
“Yes.”
“Kim.” The woman said looking around. “We've been friends a long time. I watched Kris grow up.”
“Yes you have.” Kim smiled.
“So you don't have to pretend with me. I've read the magazines, I know what they're saying about Kris. It must be horrible.”
“What are they saying about my Kris?” Kim asked causing Adam to peek over the shelf again. He knew exactly what the woman was talking about.
“About him being a homosexual.” The woman whispered.
“And he is.” Kim said matter of fact.
“It must be horrible. Just don't be angry with him, you know he's been brain washed.” Adam rolled his eyes as he listened to the woman talk.
“I don't know what you're getting at.” Kim said with a hint of annoyance.
“The blame lays with this Adam one. I don't know how you've kept so calm about it.”
“You don't know fuck all.” Kim snapped causing Adam to almost stumble into the shelf. “How dare you talk about my son like that.”
“I wasn't talking about Kris. I know he's innocent in this. He's a good boy it's that thing from La I'm talking about.”
“Thing?” Kim practically shouted earning a few looks from the other shoppers. “ That thing your talking about is my son in law and I will not have you talk about him like that. He's worth ten of you.”
“Kim I........”
“Save it.” Kim snapped. “You're not worth it.” Kim spun around marching away.
Adam stood pressed up against the shelf in a complete daze. He didn't know Kim knew curse words hell he didn't know she could shout and he really didn't know what the fuck collard greens looked like. Giving up completely Adam made his way out the store, Kris would have to do without his vegetables for dinner.
The note said beer from Bob's store with Bob's store underlined three times so Adam headed across the street to the big sign telling him Bob's store was on the corner. With the note in his hand Adam pushed opened the store door freezing at what was in front of him.
“Oh you know Neil. It's the only beer he'll drink.” Adam sighed there was no shelf to hide behind here.
“Kim?”
“Oh my.....” Kim gasped. “Oh it's so weird seeing you here. You're too big for this little town.” Kim gushed as she wrapped her arms around Adam's neck pulling him down to her level.
Adam happily accepted the hug wrapping his arms around the tiny woman. A wave of affection he only really ever felt towards his own mother washed over him and he really didn't want to let Kim go. “Thank you.”
“For what?” Kim laughed pulling away.
“For being the best mother in law ever.” Adam answered pulling Kim back into his arms. “I really really love you.” He added.
“Well you won't love me in a minute cause I might have told someone, well I might have told a whole store that I was your mother in law.”
Adam laughed keeping his arms around Kim. “I still love you.”
“And I told my book club.” Kim mumbled into Adam's shoulder.
“That's okay.” Adam smiled. He kept his arms around Kim as he squeezed her tight. “Kim.”
“Yes honey?”
“What the fuck is collard greens?”
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“So when people ask me about the hot sex I had with my husband on our last day of our honeymoon. What should I tell them?” Kris asked as he drove along the empty road.
“She asked me. I couldn't say no.” Adam sighed. “And she bought the last of the beer. She said if you wanted some you would have to come to dinner.”
“I'll tell them my wimp of a husband couldn't say no.” Kris answered his own question.
“I know you wouldn't be able to say no to her either. She gave me this look. This weird mother figure look.” Adam sighed. “It all got too much. I had to give in.”
“The trick is to never look her in the eye.” Kris said giving his husband an amused look.
“Don't look her in the eye.” Adam muttered to himself. “I should have known that.”
Kris pulled the car into his parents drive way. “Alright lets get this over with.”
“Can't we just have a nice night without you pouting?” Adam asked a little annoyed.
“We could be having sex right now.” Kris said matter of fact. “Like really dirty sex.” Kris climbed out the truck slamming the door behind him.
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Kris sat smiling as he watched his husband look down at his plate with a guilty look on his face. “Just eat it baby.” Kris coaxed as he handed Adam a spoon for his ice cream.
“I'm going to be big and fat.” Adam said while taking the spoon from Kris's hand.
“Then you'll keep me warm at night.” Kris smiled leaning over to kiss Adam as his parents walked in carrying their own bowls.
“So it's back to La tomorrow?” Neil asked.
“And the beginning of tour.” Adam answered as he looked at Kris.
Kris gave him a warm smile before looking at his parents. “He thinks we're not going to see each other as much.”
“He's going to forget about me.” Adam said trying his best not to pout.
“I don't think that's possible” Neil said with a smirk.
“Baby I told you I'd be at every show I can.” Kris slipped his hand over Adam's giving it a gentle squeeze.
“I'll make sure he does honey.” Kim promised as she gave Adam another scoop of ice cream.
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Adam and Kris stood side by side looking down at the made up sofa both wearing the same annoyed look.
“Really dirty sex.” Kris whispered. “That's what we could be having right now.”
Adam rolled his eyes kicking off his shoes. “I should be the big spoon.”
“What?”
“With sleeping on a sofa you need to spoon. I should be the big spoon.” Adam explained.
“You know there's a huge bed back at the cottage where we can sleep.” Kris pointed out. “Hell theirs a bed in my old bedroom upstairs. Why are we slumming it on a sofa.”
“Cause for one we've both had a drink and two your Mama's dog has made it clear he ain't moving from the bed.” Adam lay down on the sofa patting the spot in front of him. “Come on little spoon.” Kris gave his best pissed off look at his husband only to have Adam giggle. “Baby come on. I'm getting cold.”
Kris slid his pants off laying down on the sofa with his back to Adam. Placing the blanket over both of them Adam snuggled his face into Kris's neck making him smile. “I can't believe we're spooning on my parents sofa on the last day of our honeymoon.”
“I can't believe I lost a fight with a dog.” Adam mused.
End of Flashback
Flash Forward 2039
“You know I wouldn’t mind reliving our honeymoon,” Adam smirked as he looked at Kris.
“Well that’s gross,” Elle said pulling a face.
End of Flash Forward 2039