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Recently, certain people have been returning to the old standbys of their journals. Mine was always poorly conceived, vaguely offensive rants, so here goes.
Dear teenagers,
You are not in love with
Jonny Greenwood
Johnny Depp
Dave Grohl
Perry Cox
Jennifer Aniston
Taylor Hawkins
Logan Echolls
Gregory House
Christina Aguilera
Veronica Mars
Lowtax
Chris Shifflet
The Backstreet Boys
Mark Everett
John Dorian
Nate Mendel
Lindsay Lohan
Bernard Black
James Marsters
Wallace Fennel
Britney Spears
Thom Yorke
Angelina Jolie
Shigeru Miyamoto
Anthony Kiedis
Viggo Mortenson
The entire cast of Lost
Duncan Kane
Peter Jackson
Eli Navarro
Chris Cheney
Josh Homme
Hugh Grant
Rai Thistlethwayte
Elijah Wood
Sid Meier
Satoru Iwata
Nick Oliveri
Orlando Bloom
The entire cast of The O.C.
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
Will Wright
A foreign person you have never met, yet intend to marry.
In addition to this, you do not love any other celebrity.
You are, however, prone to idol worship.
And that, that is a sin against GOD.
And so concludes our public service announcement.
Dear teenagers,
You are not in love with
Jonny Greenwood
Johnny Depp
Dave Grohl
Perry Cox
Jennifer Aniston
Taylor Hawkins
Logan Echolls
Gregory House
Christina Aguilera
Veronica Mars
Lowtax
Chris Shifflet
The Backstreet Boys
Mark Everett
John Dorian
Nate Mendel
Lindsay Lohan
Bernard Black
James Marsters
Wallace Fennel
Britney Spears
Thom Yorke
Angelina Jolie
Shigeru Miyamoto
Anthony Kiedis
Viggo Mortenson
The entire cast of Lost
Duncan Kane
Peter Jackson
Eli Navarro
Chris Cheney
Josh Homme
Hugh Grant
Rai Thistlethwayte
Elijah Wood
Sid Meier
Satoru Iwata
Nick Oliveri
Orlando Bloom
The entire cast of The O.C.
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
Will Wright
A foreign person you have never met, yet intend to marry.
In addition to this, you do not love any other celebrity.
You are, however, prone to idol worship.
And that, that is a sin against GOD.
And so concludes our public service announcement.