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Ten Top Trivia Tips about An inanimate carbon rod!
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of an inanimate carbon rod.
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by an inanimate carbon rod.
- An inanimate carbon rod is the world's largest rodent!
- An inanimate carbon rod will become gaseous if its temperature rises above -42°C.
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of an inanimate carbon rod.
- When provoked, an inanimate carbon rod will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at its attacker.
- Native Americans never actually ate an inanimate carbon rod; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like an inanimate carbon rod.
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have an inanimate carbon rod for the rest of the day.
- An inanimate carbon rod is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
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