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Kremlin says: I demand sexual treats. Will you relinquish your sweet nectar?
Kremlin says: You can't deny me, J. We were meant to be!
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(18:34:03) Splayt: BABY@
(18:34:05) Splayt: KISS ME
(18:34:20) A: not likely
(18:34:28) Splayt: NOW
(18:35:21) A: I'ma go over here now...
(18:35:54) Splayt: stop holding out, you frigid ho. It's not everyday an attractive woman like me propositions a russian
(18:36:34) A: Case in point: You are neither attractive nor a woman
(18:37:18) Splayt: OH NO HE DIDN'T
(18:38:00) A: It's at this point I usually refer people to the pig:
(18:38:03) A: or not
(18:38:26) Splayt: Suck it, bitch!
(18:39:10) A: which particular substance have we ingested today?
(18:40:10) Splayt: Dihydrogen oxide. Lots of it.
(18:40:22) A: lots of water 'eh?
(18:40:29) A: diagnosis:
(18:40:33) A: your ballder has burst
(18:40:37) A: *bladder
(18:41:20) A: incidentally, it's monoxide
(18:41:23) Splayt: for sure
(18:41:42) Splayt: The only science i wanna know about it the science of Love. Your love.
(18:41:52) Splayt: Teach me some science.
(18:42:26) A: this is turning into a particularly badly scripted porn film very rapidly
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Kremlin says: You are looking good today, now give me lots of kiss
M says: I look GREAT all the time, and I don't feel like kissing you right now.
Kremlin says: Curses
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(18:14:35) Splayt: Now gimme some sugar, baby!
(18:14:56) G: sugar sugar doo doo doo doo dooo ohhh honey honey
(18:15:05) Splayt: I likes it, i likes it a lot
(18:15:07) Splayt: Hail to the king.
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Kremlin says: C, I want your love
C says: im sure you do
Kremlin says: will you give it to me?
Kremlin says: Because I am now a hot woman and I am easy
C says: how did that happen?
Kremlin says: My sexy secrets are for my sexy self. Now make with the sekz
C says: maybe tomorrow, i have a headache
Kremlin says: shit!
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(18:17:10) Splayt: give us a kiss, luv
(18:17:22) C: :K
(18:17:25) C: (K)
(18:17:36) Splayt: BASE!
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Kremlin says: Alpha, I need love. Will you meet my sexual advances?
f says: depends
Kremlin says: That's hot, but I need the gore. Sugar, sugar?
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(18:21:15) Splayt: You around, dollface?
(18:21:53) C: yeah
(18:22:01) C: and don't ever call me dollface :P
(18:22:05) Splayt: I needs some lovin'. Hook me up, sexylegs
(18:22:24) C: ... I'll be over here now...
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(18:23:43) Splayt: Kate! Darlin'! Now shut up and kiss me!
(18:24:51) Splayt: yo don't be like that. We all have needs
(18:25:16) Kate: no, it's alright, really
(18:25:42) Splayt: gimme some sugar, damn it!
(18:27:20) Splayt: I can tell you're close
(18:27:28) Splayt: just a little bit more, there's the vein
(18:28:27) Kate: I have to go, goodbye.
(18:29:12) Splayt: Don't be like that, mark
(18:29:18) Splayt: lets make the seksy
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Kremlin says: You're looking hot. Let's make the sekz
T says: *random emoticon*
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(18:27:49) G: i am sorry, but i am not the fighting type
(18:28:01) Splayt: make love not war, eh?
(18:28:36) G: sounds good
(18:29:31) Splayt: then let's get with the seksing
(18:29:41) G: arrr
(18:30:05) G: i would prefer the seksing with someone else plzkthx
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Pinwheel: Enough of this awkward silence. Time for sekz
G: i see
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(18:34:03) Splayt: BABY@
(18:34:05) Splayt: KISS ME
(18:34:20) A: not likely
(18:34:28) Splayt: NOW
(18:35:21) A: I'ma go over here now...
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D says: hey man
D says: was today your first day back?
Kremlin says: yeah, now let's make sweet love
Kremlin says: Me soooo horny
D says:
D says:
D says:
D says:
D says:
D says:
D says:
D says: ok
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(18:33:43) Splayt: gimme some lurve and i'll explain it all
(18:33:50) Splayt: gimme some sugar and the secrets will be yours
(18:33:58) Splayt: gimme a cold shoulder and i'll give YOU a cold shoulder
(18:34:44) M: I love you.
(18:35:09) Splayt: Now show me some affection, gorgeous
(18:36:24) M: (kisse)
(18:36:33) Splayt: aiiiight.
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Kremlin says: Max, let's make the sekz
Kremlin says: Your silence only fuels my desire
Kremlin says: Fuels it like only sekz can
Kremlin says: oh baby, oh baby
M says: Oh please god yes.
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(18:44:09) Splayt: I'll only tell you if you seks me
(18:44:54) J: Thanks, I think I'll pass and ask her about it tomorrow. :P
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Pinwheel: J, I know you're not a man
Pinwheel: but I feel we could make an excellent...
Pinwheel: oh fuck it
Pinwheel: let's make out
J: o_O
J: Have you been taking something?
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(19:06:53) J: So, I hear you're a woman now.
(19:06:59) Splayt: I hear you are too
(19:07:09) Splayt: Let's be lesbians together. We can be real devils in the sack
(19:07:23) J: Creepy, he used that same phrase.
(19:07:42) J: Slightly different context, he was actually talking about you and I, which makes it even creepier.
(19:07:48) Splayt: lets make it some three way action, then
(19:08:11) J: But what of N?
(19:08:22) Splayt: Five way, then, include D too
(19:08:34) Splayt: Anyway, enough dodging. let's have sex.
(19:09:57) J: Thanks, but no. I feel at this point in my education any such behaviour could be highly detrimental to my tertiary education prospects.
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Pinwheel: I need the sweet love, as I am now a hot woman. Will you light my fire?
Pinwheel: with your CROTCH?
Pinwheel: I am e-undressing you
Pinwheel: I am tentatively stripping away your firewall
Pinwheel: I slip off your proxy, and bypass the ports
Pinwheel: Ugh, this just isn't working out. I made a mistake
Pinwheel: Oh god I feel sick
Pinwheel: Don't call me, I'll call you!
Kremlin says: You can't deny me, J. We were meant to be!
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(18:34:03) Splayt: BABY@
(18:34:05) Splayt: KISS ME
(18:34:20) A: not likely
(18:34:28) Splayt: NOW
(18:35:21) A: I'ma go over here now...
(18:35:54) Splayt: stop holding out, you frigid ho. It's not everyday an attractive woman like me propositions a russian
(18:36:34) A: Case in point: You are neither attractive nor a woman
(18:37:18) Splayt: OH NO HE DIDN'T
(18:38:00) A: It's at this point I usually refer people to the pig:
(18:38:03) A: or not
(18:38:26) Splayt: Suck it, bitch!
(18:39:10) A: which particular substance have we ingested today?
(18:40:10) Splayt: Dihydrogen oxide. Lots of it.
(18:40:22) A: lots of water 'eh?
(18:40:29) A: diagnosis:
(18:40:33) A: your ballder has burst
(18:40:37) A: *bladder
(18:41:20) A: incidentally, it's monoxide
(18:41:23) Splayt: for sure
(18:41:42) Splayt: The only science i wanna know about it the science of Love. Your love.
(18:41:52) Splayt: Teach me some science.
(18:42:26) A: this is turning into a particularly badly scripted porn film very rapidly
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Kremlin says: You are looking good today, now give me lots of kiss
M says: I look GREAT all the time, and I don't feel like kissing you right now.
Kremlin says: Curses
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(18:14:35) Splayt: Now gimme some sugar, baby!
(18:14:56) G: sugar sugar doo doo doo doo dooo ohhh honey honey
(18:15:05) Splayt: I likes it, i likes it a lot
(18:15:07) Splayt: Hail to the king.
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Kremlin says: C, I want your love
C says: im sure you do
Kremlin says: will you give it to me?
Kremlin says: Because I am now a hot woman and I am easy
C says: how did that happen?
Kremlin says: My sexy secrets are for my sexy self. Now make with the sekz
C says: maybe tomorrow, i have a headache
Kremlin says: shit!
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(18:17:10) Splayt: give us a kiss, luv
(18:17:22) C: :K
(18:17:25) C: (K)
(18:17:36) Splayt: BASE!
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Kremlin says: Alpha, I need love. Will you meet my sexual advances?
f says: depends
Kremlin says: That's hot, but I need the gore. Sugar, sugar?
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(18:21:15) Splayt: You around, dollface?
(18:21:53) C: yeah
(18:22:01) C: and don't ever call me dollface :P
(18:22:05) Splayt: I needs some lovin'. Hook me up, sexylegs
(18:22:24) C: ... I'll be over here now...
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(18:23:43) Splayt: Kate! Darlin'! Now shut up and kiss me!
(18:24:51) Splayt: yo don't be like that. We all have needs
(18:25:16) Kate: no, it's alright, really
(18:25:42) Splayt: gimme some sugar, damn it!
(18:27:20) Splayt: I can tell you're close
(18:27:28) Splayt: just a little bit more, there's the vein
(18:28:27) Kate: I have to go, goodbye.
(18:29:12) Splayt: Don't be like that, mark
(18:29:18) Splayt: lets make the seksy
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Kremlin says: You're looking hot. Let's make the sekz
T says: *random emoticon*
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(18:27:49) G: i am sorry, but i am not the fighting type
(18:28:01) Splayt: make love not war, eh?
(18:28:36) G: sounds good
(18:29:31) Splayt: then let's get with the seksing
(18:29:41) G: arrr
(18:30:05) G: i would prefer the seksing with someone else plzkthx
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Pinwheel: Enough of this awkward silence. Time for sekz
G: i see
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(18:34:03) Splayt: BABY@
(18:34:05) Splayt: KISS ME
(18:34:20) A: not likely
(18:34:28) Splayt: NOW
(18:35:21) A: I'ma go over here now...
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D says: hey man
D says: was today your first day back?
Kremlin says: yeah, now let's make sweet love
Kremlin says: Me soooo horny
D says:
D says:
D says:
D says:
D says:
D says:
D says:
D says: ok
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(18:33:43) Splayt: gimme some lurve and i'll explain it all
(18:33:50) Splayt: gimme some sugar and the secrets will be yours
(18:33:58) Splayt: gimme a cold shoulder and i'll give YOU a cold shoulder
(18:34:44) M: I love you.
(18:35:09) Splayt: Now show me some affection, gorgeous
(18:36:24) M: (kisse)
(18:36:33) Splayt: aiiiight.
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Kremlin says: Max, let's make the sekz
Kremlin says: Your silence only fuels my desire
Kremlin says: Fuels it like only sekz can
Kremlin says: oh baby, oh baby
M says: Oh please god yes.
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(18:44:09) Splayt: I'll only tell you if you seks me
(18:44:54) J: Thanks, I think I'll pass and ask her about it tomorrow. :P
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Pinwheel: J, I know you're not a man
Pinwheel: but I feel we could make an excellent...
Pinwheel: oh fuck it
Pinwheel: let's make out
J: o_O
J: Have you been taking something?
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(19:06:53) J: So, I hear you're a woman now.
(19:06:59) Splayt: I hear you are too
(19:07:09) Splayt: Let's be lesbians together. We can be real devils in the sack
(19:07:23) J: Creepy, he used that same phrase.
(19:07:42) J: Slightly different context, he was actually talking about you and I, which makes it even creepier.
(19:07:48) Splayt: lets make it some three way action, then
(19:08:11) J: But what of N?
(19:08:22) Splayt: Five way, then, include D too
(19:08:34) Splayt: Anyway, enough dodging. let's have sex.
(19:09:57) J: Thanks, but no. I feel at this point in my education any such behaviour could be highly detrimental to my tertiary education prospects.
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Pinwheel: I need the sweet love, as I am now a hot woman. Will you light my fire?
Pinwheel: with your CROTCH?
Pinwheel: I am e-undressing you
Pinwheel: I am tentatively stripping away your firewall
Pinwheel: I slip off your proxy, and bypass the ports
Pinwheel: Ugh, this just isn't working out. I made a mistake
Pinwheel: Oh god I feel sick
Pinwheel: Don't call me, I'll call you!