Sorry, IDK which ep it is now.
Steve and Danny surfing. Steve. And Danny. SURFING.
MARY! MARY IS BACK! HOLY SHIT!
She calls them "surf buddies", and Steve kind of dodges it, and DANNY IS HURT. Later:
Danny: So, we are kind of surf buddies?
Steve: You sensitive right now?
Danny: Maybe.
Oh look, a scary male POC is lurking in Mary's room! /o\
FUCK, SLEAZEMORE IS BACK.
And Jason Scott Lee! Wasn't he the bad guy on the Meka ep?
Danny and Kono and Chin are chatting about things behind Steve's back. Steve is suspicious. Danny plays innocent and calls him paranoid. When he started talking about Steve wearing a tinfoil hat, Steve got all ***hearteyes***. :D
Plot plot plot, whatever, I think I already have it figured out.
Another argument in the car over Steve's speeding.
Danny: I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thank you.
More POC characters, a couple of cops with actual lines (one and a half apiece, approximately, before they're killed) and some more bad guys. SIGH.
SLEAZEMORE, GO AWAY.
Holy shit, Ed Asner. AND THEY ARE USING ORIGINAL FOOTAGE FROM THE ORIGINAL HAWAII FIVE-O. HOLY SHIT.
Oh my god, this show is so dumb. Dumb. DUMB.
Here's the Jason Scott Lee connection, okay. OH MY GOD NO MORE SLEAZEMORE. WHY IS HE TAKING SCREEN TIME AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE. WHY.
They got Steve a cake with a BIG GUN ON IT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. I CANNOT EVEN. "Buttercream's my favourite." OH STEVE, THAT'S NOT THE ONLY CREAM YOU LIKE, SWEETIE.
MAKE SIZEMORE GO AWAY.
Ahahaha, I have proven again that I am smarter than all the rest of the Hawaii Five-O team, because I had the surprise twist figured out right away. SAD.
ADORABLE TEAM SCENE IS ADORABLE.
Ahahahaha, and Ed Asner has the last laugh. YEOWCH.
ETA: Oh, and let us not forget that (I think) this is the first time Africa has been mentioned on the show, and it is characterized as a source of a) criminals and b) conflict diamonds. OH YAY. :P
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