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Hello all that are out there reading this because for some reason you put me on your friends list. Well today I bring you a funny little ditty...but's it's not a ditty because its not a song, it has no melody or harmony or lyrics...so in light of that divinely inspired revelation here is a story i would to impart upon all who are willing:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for
the following reasons: I do all the physical work.
I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into
everything I do. I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid
overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation. I work in high temperatures My work
exposes me to contagious diseases.
Dear Mr. Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration
rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 straight hours. You fall asleep
on the job after brief periods. You do not always
follow the orders of the management team. You do
not stay in your allocated position, and often
visit other areas.
You do not take initiative. You need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective clothing.
You'll retire well before reaching 65. You're unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
The quote of the day: "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words cause permanent damage." -Talk Radio
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for
the following reasons: I do all the physical work.
I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into
everything I do. I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid
overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation. I work in high temperatures My work
exposes me to contagious diseases.
Dear Mr. Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration
rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 straight hours. You fall asleep
on the job after brief periods. You do not always
follow the orders of the management team. You do
not stay in your allocated position, and often
visit other areas.
You do not take initiative. You need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective clothing.
You'll retire well before reaching 65. You're unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
The quote of the day: "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words cause permanent damage." -Talk Radio