Apr 07, 2006 18:41
It was today, as I walked home from exploring various shoe shops (during which I came to terms with the fact that I am too far left to ever be able to pull off suave pointy toed heels), as I sucked the last remnants of caremel from my Grande Decaf Soy Machiatto and perused my Ipod that I realized that no matter how much I despise the general population of Seattle, I could not myself avoid my fate as a Yuppie--verily, that the transformation had already begun.