Wretched Twitter - Yehwook Fic
HOLY CRAP~ Another Fic?! OMO This one isn't Kyumin! XD But this one has a background story xD
sotsukixx and I were chatting when she showed me Yesung's twitter account lol. We were like "WE NEED KYU NOW" ...well yeah. Then she told me that it was interesting how Yesung and Ryeowook made an account at the same day...Yehwook anyone? xD So me and her were thinking of what probably happened lmfao and this is pretty much what we came up with. I just added some stuff to make it longer a more interesting. I hope it's funny as I thought. I'm not sure if it's considered crack.
Title: Wretched Twitter
Pairing/Characters: Slight Yewook, Donghae, Kyuhyun
Rate: PG-13
Summary: What is the story behind Yesung's random Twitter account?
Genre: Comedy
Warning: Language.
Twitter. The new sensation in Super Junior, except for Ryeowook, Yesung and Kyuhyun. They never really found anything interesting about posting nonsense with a word limit of one-hundred sixty characters. Really, what's the point? Shindong was the first one that got into it and was telling everyone that it's a way to connect with their international fans. Donghae followed Shindong's footsteps and before Yesung knew, only him, Ryeowook and Kyuhyun were the only ones that didn't have an account. It didn't really bother Yesung in the first place. He couldn't understand English in the first place, so why bother making one, right?
“Hyung! It's really cool. You should make one!” Donghae proposed. They were sitting on the living room couch that day, there was nothing to do but watch TV. Well, in Donghae's case, he tweets pics of him and Eunhyuk. He found out that the fans really liked the interaction between them, what the fan wanted was what he liked to give.
“Nah.” It was the only thing Yesung could say because he knew there was no point in giving his dongsaeng a longer response. It was like that since he got Twitter, the younger guy would harass his hyung into making an account, every attempt was futile. There was even a time when both him and Eunhyuk persuaded Yesung to make an account, and Yesung thought that was a double fail.
“Try persuading Kyu. He's the computer addicted one together with Heechul-hyung,” Yesung told the younger one in attempt to make Donghae go away. All the button pressing noises was starting to get on his nerves.
“He locked his door,” was the only thing the younger guy said, his eyes never leaving his blackberry. He started giggling when a beep came from the little gadget in his hands. Yesung flinched, he really hated that sound as well. Whenever he waited at their waiting room when they have a schedule, all he would hear were the beeping sounds from different phones that told his members that they received an update from the wretched site.
“What the hell are you giggling about this time?” Yesung sighed. Donghae looked up at him with a confused face for a second then a smile broke out from his face.
“I'm flirting with Eunhyuk and a lot of ELFs loooooves it~” Yesung regretted asking that question. The elder stood up and grabbed something to drink from the fridge.
“Why don't you just lock yourself in a room like I do?” a voice came from behind him. Yesung spat the orange juice he barely drank. He started coughing like a dying man from the shock.
“DAMN IT KYU! Do you have a freaking habit of creeping behind people drinking and scaring the shit out of them?” Yesung asked annoyed. Kyuhyun just smirked and grabbed a handful of chips from its bag that was laying on the table.
“Yeah, it's fun,” was all the magnae said in between his munching. Yesung grabbed a roll of paper towel to wipe the juice off of the fridge's door. Kyuhyun just continued to watch the older one get on his work.
“Why don't you just give up and make an account?” the magnae asked after a few minutes of silence. Yesung turned his head towards the younger one and glared.
“Why the hell don't YOU?” he asked in return. Kyuhyun smirked once again and Yesung hated that.
“Simple, Pride.” The older guy stopped what he was doing and looked at Kyuhyun with a confused look.
“I don't like giving in easily. I feel defeated if I made an account now,” the younger one explained.
“Plus, as the saying goes; save the best for last,” he added.
“I see,” Yesung replied has he continued cleaning up. He immediately stopped and turned back to Kyuhyun.
“Hey! What do you mean save the best for last?!” he asked. The magnae just cockily shrugged his shoulder as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
“Well you know what? I'm going to be the LAST one to make a Twitter!” Yesung exclaimed as he threw the used paper towels in annoyance. Kyuhyun just chuckled at his hyung, he was indeed entertaining.
“Want to make a bet then?” the younger one mused. He was surely enjoying this moment. He decided to add more fuel to the fire in Yesung's competitive side. It sure worked because he found Yesung nodding his head furiously.
“Okay, whoever makes a Twitter account first has to pay the other one $20 and lunch for a whole week,” Kyuhyun suggested. Yesung smirked at Kyu and nodded his head in agreement.
“Deal.” Yesung felt confident on this bet. They shook hands and parted their on their ways. Kyuhyun went back to his room to play more Starcraft and to run away from the pesky twitter whores in the dorm. Yesung went to his room and locked himself in. Ryeowook left that morning to some place Yesung didn't know, and he hasn't come back ever since. Yesung was starting to get bored from laying on his bed and decided to play with Ddangkoma. Half an hour later, Yesung was in the middle of his futile attempts at teaching his own turtle how to do a roll over trick when he heard a knock.
“Who's that? Donghae, if that's you and you plan to pester me about Twitter. I swear, I'm going to throw turtle shit at you!” He threatened.
“Hyung, it's me, Wookie and watch your mouth please.” Yesung mumbled an apology as he opened the door. His eyes met a thrilled looking Ryeowook. One of his eyebrows rose in question, but nevertheless, he found it adorable.
“Hyung guess what I did today?” his dongsaeng asked. Yesung went back to play with Ddangkoma.
“You learned a new recipe to make for us?” he guessed. The eternal magnae looked at him and smiled.
“Nope! I got a Twitter!” The younger one exclaimed. Yesung, who was holding his pet in midair, almost dropped the poor turtle on the floor in shock.
“What? Why? When? How?” Yesing asked continously. Ryeowook just grinned at his hyung.
“What,” he started.
“I got a Twitter. Why? Because I saw how cool it was and I wanted to try it out. When? Today. And last, how? Eunhyuk-hyung and Heechul-hyung helped me make one. That was why I was gone the whole day.” Yesung's jaw pretty much dropped on the floor. He couldn't believe it. His innocent pure dongsaeng was now lured in by that wretched site. His face was turning sour from the thought.
“Hyung?” Ryeowook asked in worry. Yesung shook his head a little bit and smiled at his cute dongsaeng.
“Yeah?” he asked oblivious to the fact that he would regret asking later. Ryeowook shifted from his seat unsure if he should ask. In the end, he did.
“Will you make a Twitter account? It's really fun!” he asked with his innocent looking puppy look. Yesung felt weak. He couldn't resist such charm, especially from Ryeowook.
“Y-yes...sure....why....not,” Yesung gave up. He couldn't do anything, he was simply under his dongsaeng's aegyo spell. Ryeowook let out a small squeal and hugged his hyung. They both sat in front of his computer and started to do the dirty work.
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Yesung was blankly staring at his monitor in despair. He was looking at the blinking cursor trapped in a box that was asking, “What's happening?”
Ryeowook has left him to make dinner. He really didn't care about this site so he made up a random username. Seriously, what the hell is 'shfly3424'? Did he see a fly pass by his monitor making a buzzing sound and he was trying to silence it? Did he randomly press the keys on the keyboard? One thing for sure, Yesung didn't it know either because everything was hazy in his memory as soon as he saw the evil site.
He mindlessly stood up from his computer chair and dragged his body towards Kyuhyun's room. He knocked a couple of times before the door finally opened. Kyuhyun's head poked out of the ajar door.
“What is it, hyung?” he asked. Yesung said nothing and handed him a $20 bill then walked away. The magnae immediately understood what happened and smirked.
“I want a big set of lunch tomorrow, okay?” he teased as he leaned his whole body on the doorframe. Yesung didn't stop walking but he nodded his head lifelessly.
“Damn this day, damn Kyuhyun, and damn you Twitter,” he muttered. He couldn't believe it. He never thought that day would be the day he surrendered to Twitter and lost a bet to Kyuhyun that didn't even last an hour. It all happened because he couldn't refuse his adorable little dongsaeng.
~THE END~ I hope it wasn't a fail xD