They will see us waving from such great heights, come down now, they'll say.
As I unfortunately have no harrowing airport stories to tell, I will simply bore you with a few observations.
1. Karma exists. After being jolted awake from a peaceful sleep by the kid behind me incessantly kicking my seat, I arrived in Minneapolis to discover I had been mysteriously upgraded to first class. Oh the joy of big seats and legroom.
2. First class is not all it is cracked up to be. No warm towels, no filet mignon or creme brulee, no quick solution to the need-to-pee-while-neighbor-sleeps dilemma.
3. The Nutcracker is an unavoidable fact of life now, which I must put up with as I do all other things necessary, like dentist appointments and shower scum.
4. We decorated our Christmas tree today. It is not a very environmentally sound tradition, but it does make one cheery. We also talked about being left behind in the rapture and transvestites. I love my parents.
1. Karma exists. After being jolted awake from a peaceful sleep by the kid behind me incessantly kicking my seat, I arrived in Minneapolis to discover I had been mysteriously upgraded to first class. Oh the joy of big seats and legroom.
2. First class is not all it is cracked up to be. No warm towels, no filet mignon or creme brulee, no quick solution to the need-to-pee-while-neighbor-sleeps dilemma.
3. The Nutcracker is an unavoidable fact of life now, which I must put up with as I do all other things necessary, like dentist appointments and shower scum.
4. We decorated our Christmas tree today. It is not a very environmentally sound tradition, but it does make one cheery. We also talked about being left behind in the rapture and transvestites. I love my parents.