Jan 18, 2009 00:25
OH HAI GUYS.
On the day after my eighteenth birthday, I lay on the couch and watched As The World Turns and ate Satin Boileds from Black and Gold. All day. And I learnt many an awesome thing.
1. Van Hansis is indisputably the hottest thing ever. I am sorry Zeff. You are my first love. But you are not Van.
2. Soap operas in general suck, but with the exception of a few deadly diseases, a live-in rogue cousin thingy, and a clingy stalker, ATWT is fairly believable.
3. The word for 'hang out' in Dutch is literally 'chillen'. How awesomely appropriate is that?
4. The word for 'child' in Dutch is 'pubers'. This makes me lol.
5. A new thing to add to my shit list is improbable couples. Seriously, Noah has no personality, no looks, is straight, and is kinda boring. And yet Luke loves him! So does Maddie! Why??? This annoys me more IRL, when you see total babes with ugly or stupid girlfriends and you're like "dude, you could do so much better, you could do me."
6. My friends are stupid. Like rly, one of them called me up and when I said I was busy and couldn't talk she was all "oh okay what are you doing?" and I had no time to formulate a good lie, so I said that I was watching soaps. And she completely bitched out on me, saying that our friendship was more important than tv (which goes to show she doesn't know me very well - I would probably not go to someone's funeral if it cut into Gossip Girl or ANTM or something). But this bitch out was brought to you by the friend who made me apologise for liking Harry Potter more than Twilight.
Man, I wish I lived in Oakdale. Then at least I'd have Van Hansis to ogle.