One of those days.
I am taking a break from the dishes to tell you exactly how to lower your self esteem. You know, in case you were getting too comfortable or something.
1. This only works if you're a musician. First listen to someone awesome who plays your instrument. Get inspired. Record yourself practicing. Play it back. Cry.
2. If you have a meeting scheduled for 11:30am and you usually get to work at noon make sure to send yourself reminder emails, write a note in the notebook you carry with you, and leave a note on top of your purse. Ignore all reminders and go in at noon anyway. Waltz into meeting 30 minutes late.
3. While in meeting, realize your fly is open. Debate for many minutes about the best way to handle the situation without drawing attention.
4. Go home. Ruin dinner.
5. In the middle of doing dishes, stop to rest your back. Get distracted, and let the dishwater get cold. Think of all the children in Africa who would kill for a cup of clean water as you refill the sink.
That's it! 5 easy steps to lower your self worth. Enjoy!
1. This only works if you're a musician. First listen to someone awesome who plays your instrument. Get inspired. Record yourself practicing. Play it back. Cry.
2. If you have a meeting scheduled for 11:30am and you usually get to work at noon make sure to send yourself reminder emails, write a note in the notebook you carry with you, and leave a note on top of your purse. Ignore all reminders and go in at noon anyway. Waltz into meeting 30 minutes late.
3. While in meeting, realize your fly is open. Debate for many minutes about the best way to handle the situation without drawing attention.
4. Go home. Ruin dinner.
5. In the middle of doing dishes, stop to rest your back. Get distracted, and let the dishwater get cold. Think of all the children in Africa who would kill for a cup of clean water as you refill the sink.
That's it! 5 easy steps to lower your self worth. Enjoy!