Aw yeah, I'm hott.
It's one of my aspirations in life to be a missed connection on Craigslist. Here are the ones I'm watching for tonight.
Girl at the Library
The fact that it took you 10 minutes to figure out how new bookdrop works was absolutely endearing. And the way you jumped when it finally sucked your book in was adorable. Maybe we can get together sometime and reminisce over the old style hole-in-the-wall bookdrops.
Toyota Chick!
Your sexy green '94 Toyota combined with your wet black hair (at 11:30 in the morning!) compelled me to shout out the window of my car, "YOU'RE NOT MARRIED, ARE YOU?". You lied and said you were! Maybe you just didn't want to get into an altercation with the woman in my car that you mistakenly thought was my girlfriend. Maybe you were flustered by my wit and poise. Whatever it was, I won't hold it against you that you blurted out a lie about your marital status. Contact me and you can come clean.
Saw you at Sendik's
You: Goth chick with cool rings, OMG pwnies t-shirt, and romaine lettuce.
Me: The tall guy stocking the pumpkin display.
I can tell we have a lot in common. I, too, love Nintendo and My Little Ponies. Would you like to play Magic the Gathering sometime? Let me know!
Girl at the Library
The fact that it took you 10 minutes to figure out how new bookdrop works was absolutely endearing. And the way you jumped when it finally sucked your book in was adorable. Maybe we can get together sometime and reminisce over the old style hole-in-the-wall bookdrops.
Toyota Chick!
Your sexy green '94 Toyota combined with your wet black hair (at 11:30 in the morning!) compelled me to shout out the window of my car, "YOU'RE NOT MARRIED, ARE YOU?". You lied and said you were! Maybe you just didn't want to get into an altercation with the woman in my car that you mistakenly thought was my girlfriend. Maybe you were flustered by my wit and poise. Whatever it was, I won't hold it against you that you blurted out a lie about your marital status. Contact me and you can come clean.
Saw you at Sendik's
You: Goth chick with cool rings, OMG pwnies t-shirt, and romaine lettuce.
Me: The tall guy stocking the pumpkin display.
I can tell we have a lot in common. I, too, love Nintendo and My Little Ponies. Would you like to play Magic the Gathering sometime? Let me know!