stole this from trina.. it made me smile.. i promise this to all my lovely friends!
1. When you are sad - I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bugger
who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know not to ask, you'll tell me when we are
alone.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't
want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask, because you
are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel!
who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know not to ask, you'll tell me when we are
alone.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't
want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask, because you
are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel!