Dear Whoever Was Calling the Floor at 8-9:45 AM:
What the hell did you want? I hope somebody - no, I hope an entire village of somebodies was dying a long, slow, miserable, painful, excruciating death.
Because any other reason for your continuous calling is unacceptable, and I'm going to have to tell you in colorful language to cease and desist.
Calling at 8 AM is retarded enough. News flash, whoever you are, we're college students in a dorm. We, as a general rule of thumb, stay up having raves and drinking games and screaming contests until about 4 AM. So 8 AM isn't working for us.
Calling again at 8:10 is just asinine. Nobody answered you at 8. Nobody will answer you now.
But calling at 8:25, 8:30, 8:40, 8:45, 8:55 - that's just asking for me to go buy an axe and start hacking down the phone while making noises similar to an animal in heat and wearing my jammies.
Then continuing to call from 9 till 9:45? I'm going to go buy some sort of voice recognition device. And when you next call, I'm answering the phone, breathing heavily into the receiver, and recording you. Then I'm finding out who you are. And where you live. And stalking your house every night to find out when you go to sleep. Then I'll look you up in the phonebook to get your number. And one early morning when you're sound asleep and have no plans to wake for another five hours, I'm calling you. Repeatedly. And over and over and over. And when you leave the phone off the hook, I'll use my google-fu to get your cell number and call that a dozen times as well.
Just wanted to let you know what to look forward to, you asinine retarded life-ruining moron. :>
Because any other reason for your continuous calling is unacceptable, and I'm going to have to tell you in colorful language to cease and desist.
Calling at 8 AM is retarded enough. News flash, whoever you are, we're college students in a dorm. We, as a general rule of thumb, stay up having raves and drinking games and screaming contests until about 4 AM. So 8 AM isn't working for us.
Calling again at 8:10 is just asinine. Nobody answered you at 8. Nobody will answer you now.
But calling at 8:25, 8:30, 8:40, 8:45, 8:55 - that's just asking for me to go buy an axe and start hacking down the phone while making noises similar to an animal in heat and wearing my jammies.
Then continuing to call from 9 till 9:45? I'm going to go buy some sort of voice recognition device. And when you next call, I'm answering the phone, breathing heavily into the receiver, and recording you. Then I'm finding out who you are. And where you live. And stalking your house every night to find out when you go to sleep. Then I'll look you up in the phonebook to get your number. And one early morning when you're sound asleep and have no plans to wake for another five hours, I'm calling you. Repeatedly. And over and over and over. And when you leave the phone off the hook, I'll use my google-fu to get your cell number and call that a dozen times as well.
Just wanted to let you know what to look forward to, you asinine retarded life-ruining moron. :>