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[lalaith_]

::as she has had quite enough of sitting locked up in a cupboard with weirdos strange people like Eol and Orome, Lalaith decides to flee the horrible confinement by slipping out of the congested space in the dark of the night::

...

::unfortunately, she trips on a tree root or a drunken elf and spectacularly rolls down a side of a hill

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[bastard_irmo]

*is wandering about aimlessly, stoned*

[lalaith_]

::expects yo to pay attention to her!::

Uhmn...

::clears throat and stares at you, picking out a leaf from her hair::

Excuse me? Mister? Hullo?

[bastard_irmo]

*perks up*

Huh? What? Where?

[lalaith_]

::crosses arms while lying down with quite a bit of difficulty to try and look imposing in her less than stellar state::

Down here. Hi. Help, please?

::makes a ridiculously pleading face::

And can you please wash your hands before you help me up? You look grimy. >.>

[bastard_irmo]

*blinks*

Wash 'em? No need. I'm Valar. I'm like naturally holy and crap.

*gets down beside you and starts trying to help you up*

[lalaith_]

::blinks harder::

YOU are a Vala? You look like Gustavo the Porn Collector...if he existed.

Does holy equate to clean and germ free?

::tries not to become a dead weight::

OUCHMYANKLEOMEWHATISWRONGWITHTHEWORLD?!?

I think I need to see a healer before my broken bones get infected and it spreads throughout my body and I am left with no choice but to get my leg amputated or get myself shot with a flaming arrow for good.

::did not hit her head, oh no::

[bastard_irmo]

Look. I'm Irmo. My wife does healing shit, I help out with a lot of it and fix brains and am an expert in drugs.

You're in relatively safe hands.

[lalaith_]

::narrows eyes and looks at you suspiciously while trying to balance herself on one functional foot with your help::

Do you have those great lawns where people go to replenish their senses and come back rejuvenated if not having decided to cancel the schmaltzy goodness of Lorien by getting a permanent place in Mandos?

::thinks it out::

Do you have drugs to stoptheexcruciatingpain? I want to reach home in one piece. :\

[bastard_irmo]

Hang on just a sec...

*manifests a needle full of morpheine*

There you go. Grade A, sterile needle and everything.

*sticks the needle in and injects you full of happiness*

[lalaith_]

::tries to protest but it all dies down as her frown is replaced by a rather instant smile::

...that stuff is good. Can I have more?

::throws her arms around you::

Take me home, my good vala!

[bastard_irmo]

You can have some more in a little bit.

Right. Home it is...

Er... Where's that exactly?

[lalaith_]

psh. Home is...um, home is...

::tries to collect the skippy neurons in her brain to come up with the address but keeps drawing a happy blank everytime::

...I don't know...I don't know where my home is! I'll have to sleep on the streets!

[bastard_irmo]

...

Okay. Let's try it this way...

What's your name?

[lalaith_]

That's easy. Really easy.

My name is...L..what's my name? I must have a name, it'd be silly if I DON'THAVEANAME! o.O

::clears throat and lowers her eyes so as to appear deep in thought::

...it's really easy. I bet I knew two days ago. Seriously. Can I have more happy now?

[bastard_irmo]

*sighs*

Okay. I'm taking you home to the wife. She's Este. As some kind of health freak, you'll like her. I can guarantee it.

[lalaith_]

Can I have a fresh peach when we get there? I like health freaks. :D

::waits for you to guide her::

And don't drop me please.