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Jan 25, 2005 01:43

guh, I'm so sad and alone and dusty. PITY MEEE! ;_;

::steals a large batch of lovely and colorful drugs from Morno's room and bakes a several dozen of her special muffins and brownies::

::sets up a stall outside the house and starts selling::

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turco January 25 2005, 17:52:35 UTC

*happens by*

Hey there...oh. Say now, are those special muffins by any chance?

*puts on his best "I HAVE A PLAN!" expression.*

lalaith_ January 25 2005, 19:45:34 UTC

Tuuuurco. Hi. Yes they are.

::points to one basket and whispers::

Those are a bit too special, though. uhmn.

::takes a closer look at you::

Youawright?

turco January 25 2005, 22:16:40 UTC

I'm fine, if just a leeetle stressed. I thought the muffins might help keep Caranthire calm until her head's sorted out. When in doubt, drug. :D

lalaith_ January 26 2005, 19:54:47 UTC

Excellent idea. We should sort out the best of these and ...um...give her a nice tea party.

...she won't kill us off for drugging her, yeah? I mean, we are doing her a favor!

::starts chucking the biggest muffins into a basket::

turco January 26 2005, 20:04:12 UTC

Ah, but, you see, we also make her a nice jacket with extra-long sleeves that fasten round the back. We put that on her after the drugging.

caranthire January 26 2005, 21:50:25 UTC

*stomps up to you*

>:|

WHAT ARE YOU PLOTTING?!?!?!?!?

lalaith_ January 26 2005, 23:45:06 UTC

::ducks at the sound of your voice like Dubya has fired a weapon of mass destruction on her::

Who me? I wasn't even there when it happened, honest.

::tries on an inoocent smile::

>.>

caranthire January 26 2005, 23:46:55 UTC

*raises an eyebrow and asseses you*

Oh. ANOTHER mortal. *eyeroll*

lalaith_ January 27 2005, 00:02:14 UTC

::jawdrop::

::speaks slowly and LOUDLY to make you understand::

It's ME, Caranthire. La-laith? Urwen? Beloved sister of Turin a.k.a your husband? Do - you - remember?

caranthire January 27 2005, 00:05:36 UTC

...

I'M MARRIED NOT ONLY TO A MALE, BUT A MALE MORTAL?!?!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK HIS GOING ON!??!?!?!?!??!?! >:|

lalaith_ January 27 2005, 00:21:02 UTC

::mumbles a bit inaudibly, trying to argue her case before she is dragged away by Morno::

...

caranthire January 27 2005, 00:23:46 UTC

*scowls*

*makes a mental note to have severe words with the Valar about these wretched mortals that keep getting underfood*

lalaith_ January 27 2005, 00:48:07 UTC

::makes a slight face at you in concern::

...

::from behind Morno's back::

::cough::

mornaquilde January 27 2005, 00:08:42 UTC

*is wandering around and spots this encounter from afar*

0_o

Oh fuck she's gonna die...

*hurries forward and grabs you and half-drags you away*

DON'T ANTAGONIZE HER!!!!! SHE'LL EAT YOU ALIVE!! SHE'S NOT THE CARANTHIRE WE KNOW AND LOVE! SHE'S THE CARANTHIR WE'VE READ ABOUT AND WHO LIVES IN THE DARKEST RECESSES OF OUR WORST NIGHTMARES!

lalaith_ January 27 2005, 00:19:20 UTC

::is about to reply to Caranthire when she is dragged away by you::

::tries to bite the nearest part of your body but pauses right there on your arm, listening to you::

o.O

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING? WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? WE NEED TO FIX HER UP! TURCO SAYS WE SHOULD TRY AND...UM...CALM HER DOWN.

mornaquilde January 27 2005, 00:22:31 UTC

I know! She had a flashback and she's back to being first age Caranthir with no memory of anything!!! Not me, not Miril, not Turin... we need to get her to Este or something, but I'm not sure how... she's hellishly paranoid too!!!

*let's you hold onto his arm, quite glad for the reassurance actually*

*NOT that he'd admit it*

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