So... how do you humans get these things anyway? I mean I know coughing at each other does it... and throwing rotten animal meat over walls into fortifications helps too to make people get THE PLAGUUEEE!!! and so forth.
I think we are just made that way, you know? Our biological make-up is more fragile than that of the elves so we are easily susceptible to the seasonal changes and the various viral and bacterial infections and diseases.
And anyway, since the mighty Eru has said that death is our gift, he'd do any fucking thing to make sure we get the gift.
::giggles in the palm of her hand and ends up sneezing, making the tiniest most hilarious sound ever::
Let's see...marry an elf? Any particularly fine bachelors in your sight? ;) And I hope nobody skewers my Turin...I'll rip out their intestines and drink their blood as they die watching.
Hey you.
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Hey, Caranthire. Long time no see. Imissedyou.
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Right. More tissues, couch here, I'll get a duvet and bring you MUCH tea! That's supposed to be good for you lot, right?
*is still pretty clueless about strange mortal unnatural ailments*
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I doooo. And maybe I'm going to die I finished my last can of germs-b-gone and this is thirty five shades of awful.
::sinks into the couch and nods, smiling at your concern::
Yes, ma'am! You're pretty much on the right track. :)
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::thinks::
...and baked potatoes, creme brulee and some pie with ice cream too.
::sage nod::
>:D
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Is this one of those 'eat to feel better' things? Meh. Whatever. I'm not fucking cooking. That's what I've got hired help for. >:D
*goes off to hassle the cook then returns with some tea*
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::is going to eat like there's no tomorrow::
::hopes you don't ask much questions:: >.>
Two sugars for the tea, please.
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So... how do you humans get these things anyway? I mean I know coughing at each other does it... and throwing rotten animal meat over walls into fortifications helps too to make people get THE PLAGUUEEE!!! and so forth.
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I think we are just made that way, you know? Our biological make-up is more fragile than that of the elves so we are easily susceptible to the seasonal changes and the various viral and bacterial infections and diseases.
And anyway, since the mighty Eru has said that death is our gift, he'd do any fucking thing to make sure we get the gift.
::sulk::
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Let's see...marry an elf? Any particularly fine bachelors in your sight? ;) And I hope nobody skewers my Turin...I'll rip out their intestines and drink their blood as they die watching.
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You'll have to get in queue for that. ;)
As for single men... eh. Fucked if I know. I haven't been paying much attention.
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And I think I'll leave the marriage bit to happen laaaate in the future.
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Don't do it again! ;P
But yeah. That's a sensible plan. Enjoy being young and irresponsible.
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Yus ma'am!
And I really love being young, free and irresponsible. I do.
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