facts about me
Fact #1
im a little on the crazy neurotic side. if you hurt me or the people i love, you better fucking watch the fuck out. im fiercely protective of the GOOD people in my life. life is hard and good people to come into your life is even harder to come by so naturally im going to protect that. if i dont like you, its probably for a good reason. i genuinely try to give people the benefit of the doubt and ill even give people second chances.
basically if you're cool im cool if you're being a little cunt...of course im going to be one back. if you're stupid you dont deserve people being nice to you.
Fact #2
im a little ocd about my food. i hate it when my food touches. it was really bad when i was younger, tantrums fits blah blah blah throwing shit across the room when my food touched, i simply lost it and went nuts. hahaha. dont worry ive learned to control it. good fucking therapy i tell you. i guess if you pay for it you get it. ive learned to accept that certain food belong together and that sometimes at family gathers or simply social gatherings my food will touch and i shouldnt lose it. but dont be surprised if you see me separating my food. hahaha.
Fact #3
i LOVE pandas.
Fact #4
i want someone else to have my baby. like i want my egg and my husband's sperm but i want someone else to carry the damn thing. if i have to have kids (who's going to take my money when im dead anyway so you have to have one) i want someone else to get fat. there are women in india who do this for a living. its fairly cheap then staying in the states to do it