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If I were a marriage councilor:
Man: "I just need my space, and it feels like she's allways THERE!"
Wife: "Of course I'm ALLWAYS THERE, I'm your wife! I love you so much, and seeing you distance yourself like this from me- I'm just not sure how much longer I can do this."
Man: "Oh, what, now just because we're married we need to spend every waking minute together?"
Wife: "Well you don't have to go off by yourself every time we're in public together! I don't feel like you're committed to this!"
Man: "If I wasn't committed, why would I be here trying to fix this?"
Wife: "I don't even feel like you're committing to the counciling! Dr. Travis, please, you have to tell him how important this therapy is to our relationship so he'll actually take it seriously!"
Eileen: *looks up from gameboy* "Oh, yeah, uh. You guys should totally get a divorce."
Man: "I just need my space, and it feels like she's allways THERE!"
Wife: "Of course I'm ALLWAYS THERE, I'm your wife! I love you so much, and seeing you distance yourself like this from me- I'm just not sure how much longer I can do this."
Man: "Oh, what, now just because we're married we need to spend every waking minute together?"
Wife: "Well you don't have to go off by yourself every time we're in public together! I don't feel like you're committed to this!"
Man: "If I wasn't committed, why would I be here trying to fix this?"
Wife: "I don't even feel like you're committing to the counciling! Dr. Travis, please, you have to tell him how important this therapy is to our relationship so he'll actually take it seriously!"
Eileen: *looks up from gameboy* "Oh, yeah, uh. You guys should totally get a divorce."