my house smells like shoe polish

[lala67]

hubby decided to polish his shoes tonight. His polish is dried out so he figures he'll heat it up to get the oils or something to the top..

a minute later he happens to look over and the toaster oven is on fire. I have no fucking idea he's done this and no idea what the hell is in the tin pan that's now filled with what appears to be a lake of fire.

Now the house stinks.