Lots of boring things about ME! That's why I am MElissa

May 18, 2005 16:44

So, there's only 5 more days of school...and I'm BORED. So here we go. Because you all care. No, you DO!!!!!

SO you want to know more about MElissa? YES YOU DO!

time started: 4:45 pm
full name: Melissa Brooke well, that's not ALL of it.
nickname(s) LaLa, Missy
birthday: 6/26/88
where were you born: New York City, bitches!
zodiac sign: cancer. Jealous any?
height: 5'5
weight: like a GAJILLION POUNDS. Or 115, if you wanna get picky.
hair color: Brunette. Or may I say...BRILLIANT Brunette.
eye color: Brown.
shoe size: 8
ring size: WHO the EFF KNOWS!? I have chunky fingers though.
skin type: Tan.
blood type: Lmao...the friend I stole this from said...red. I'm gonna AB.
grade: JUNIORS IN THE HIZZOUSE! But really, seniors now, since they left.
GPA: 4.64 ...jealous any? lmaooo
siblings: 0. But 3 half brothers who live in NY.
tattoos: Freckles. ;-)
piercings: EARS. And other parts. HHAHAHAA, yeah freaking right.
hobbies: singing, dancing, acting, music, guitar, internet, friends, sitting on my ass, writing- stories, poems, songs
* favorite *
color: blue. Pink and black.
food: Hmm... French fries are pretty darn good. So is chocolate. And pickles. I'm in a craving mood today.
candy: Reeses. MMMMMMMM
type of cheese: EWWW. Cheese is gross. White American, if I had to chose. No, that isn't a racist joke. lmaoo
pizza topping: Garlicccccc. Hell yeah. SMELLY BREATH! Mushroom is good too.
salad dressing: Ranch. Or oil and vinegar with salt. SALT is good on everything.
sandwich: Subway Club with pickles, tomatoes, onions and lettuce...oil and vinegar, salt and pepper. THANKS.
cereal: Cinnamon Toast CRUNCH! Delicious.
fruit: Who the hell eats fruit? LOSERS.
vegetable: Broccoli. However you spell that.
berry: WATERMELON. Yeah, I said it.
cake: Dairy Queen Ice Cream cake. Or Carvel. As long as it has the crunchies.
book: I don't know. I've read a lot. Salem's Lot by Stephen King kicked major ass on my ass kicking charts. So did "The Notebook." So did Clay's. SNORT
movie: The Notebook, Titanic, Chicago, the Spider-man Movies :-)
magazine: playboy... HA. Cosmogirl.
newspaper: the black and white one.
tv show: AMERICAN IDOL.
website: PRoC, livejournal
radio station: 94.9, 93.3
font: i had this one named "Chalkboard" that looked really scary, and I used it for so many of my suspense stories, yo.
cartoon character: MICKEY!
artist (painter): Your mom
actor: Tobey Maguire
actress: I do not know. ME. Har.
cd: Definitely has to beeee... Probably one I burned. Sorry, music business. But you don't know what songs I want on one. It's one I made with The Starting Line, Copeland, Dashboard... But, if I had to be legal...it's a toss up between Clay's and my BSB greatest hits.
song: SO MANY.
music group: BSB! HOLLA! BITCH WHAT?
music type: pop, rock, emo. Yeah, I'm emo.
day of the week: Friday afternoons, Saturdays. Sundays suck because you know school is the next day. Gag.
month: December
season: Autumn
holiday: Christmas!!!!!
shampoo: Brilliant Brunette
conditioner: Brilliant Brunette
number: 5...uh uh.
phrase: Favorite? I don't know. One's I say too much are "That's gay." and "Your mom."
store: What's a store? I haven't been out of the house in 3 years.
weather: Sunny. But cool.
restaurant: A place that serves food. I'm easy. And...if you are what you eat, I must be cheap, fast, and easy. GOTTA LOVE BUMPER STICKERS.
channel: Comedy Central
teacher: hmm...there's like 3.
weekend activity: Staring at the ceiling. Ha. Hanging with my BFFLs. ;-) Dancing in Shanno's car.
hangout: Strip club...you know how we do
house color: house color? How boring is that? My aunt's roof is pink. SO THERE.
sport to watch: Football!
sport to play: Basketball. I TEAR UP THEM COURTS. When I play...3 times a year.
animal: little puppies. Aww.
flower: Red Rose. RED RUM RED RUM
guy's name : Constantine. Shut up, poopyhead. It's such an awesome name.
girl's name: Hmm...it used to be Catalina... which would be cute when I have my twins...Costas and Cat
board game: SCRABBLE. Monopoly is the devil's game.
party game: Stare at the ceiling. lmaoo... PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY! How hardcore am I?
story from childhood: That time I threw up in my dad's mouth...HOW AWESOME IS THAT!
body part: Of mine? Who knows. On others... Eyes. Smiles. Some junk in da trunk, holla.
* have you ever *
been on a train: yes...Long Island expressway!
been on a plane: yes...to LONG ISLAND. See a pattern here?
been in a car accident: KNOCK ON WOOD. No.
caused a car accident: Yeah, I blinded people with my amazing dancing skills.
run into a wall: Funny story about that... when I was little, I was walking with my eyes closed, and ran into the wall, and got a purple tooth. Luckily it was a baby tooth.
burned a potatoe chip?: Yeah, you know me and my potato chip making (What the hell?)
almost burned the house down: NO.
smoked once: Yes. Someone's mom left a cigarette at my house last year, and my mom made me smoke it so I'd never do it. I was a freakin' natural. My cousin was all coughing and I'm like, "TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, LITTLE BITCH!"
been drunk?: NO.
been high: Right now, in fact. Dude.
broken the law: I jaywalked in Tampa one time. JEALOUS?!?!? lmfao. I crack myself up.
burned a cd: OH SHIT, what a huge event.
kissed someone of the opposite sex: noo, man, I'm a huge lesbo.
kissed someone of the same sex: I kissed Shannon's ass one time. SHE HAD PANTS ON, CALM DOWN.
frenched an animal: My dog got me inside the mouth once. It was her birthday, so i cut her some slack.
made out: What's THAT!? Heeeehehhehehee
had cyber sex: Like 10 times a day
gotten engaged: like 10 times a day
had an online relationship: Yeah, me and Anne are like THIS *crosses fingers*
been rejected by a crush: HAHAHAHAHA... more like...been accepted by a crush?! Because then I could say NEVER.
loved: yes
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: MADE? That shits all natural.
cried in public: At least once a month.
cried over a movie: the notebook, titanic...BAWLING. Shit, I cried in the Lion King.
fallen asleep in a movie theater: NOPE
given someone a bath: yeah, me.
been to a boarding school: no
been home-schooled: nope...thank the LORD.
lost a valuable item: Many.
bungee jumped: I'm a SISSY
skied: see above
met the president: I AM the President.
met a celebrity: I met Hulk Hogan once at "Celebration Station" in Clearwater.
gotten a cavity: almost.
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: no.
made a prank call: oh yes..to my mom.
skipped school: Yeah, but I called the teacher, no worries.
faked sick to get out of school: Yeah, cramps RULE.
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: Probably.
climbed a tree: I'm a MONKEY, hello!!!!
fallen from a tree: no.
broken a bone: no. KNOCK ON WOOD AGAIN.
sprained anything: nope
passed out: HAHAHA...like 10 times a DAY!
made yourself pass out: No. Why would I do that? I don't need to MAKE myself.
been to disney world: YES! EEEE!
been to a theme park (not disney): Yeah...Universal, Busch Gardens
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): yes
made a model volcano (working model): Yeah, YESTERDAY *pushes glasses up*
made a clover leaf with your tounge: Bitch, please.
* past *
what did you do yesterday: Got up, went to school, came home, did math, went to dance for FOUR HOURS, watched AI, slept. I'm sp interesting.
memory you miss the most: Christmas with my grandmother.
memory you want to forget: IDK.
something you regretted after it was done: Not peeing in 4th hour.
*the last*
song you heard: I sang "Low" a few minutes ago...
cd you bought: Kelly's new one
thing you said: "I KNOW MOM" when she said, "You need to get your dance costumes ready."
time you cried: When I was writing in Shannon's yb.
movie seen in a theater: WOW. I can't remember. OH! The interpreter.
thing you ate: crackers
person who called: My drama teacher.
nail polish shade worn: My Prom dress color one.
time you showered: 4 years ago.
person who complimented you: idk, but it probably happened 4 years ago.
* at this moment *
what are you listening to: the news
what are you wearing: nothing. ;-) CLOTHES. I'm not explaining.
what are you thinking: I DONT WANNA DO ANYTHINGGGG.
what are you scared of most: leaving home...I dont mean for a day...I mean forever. Moving. College. Graduating and losing my friends. Death of friend/family member.
how many people are on your buddy list: 103.
* future *
occupation: Winner of American Idol 5. Or, in real life...journalist? Music major?
marriage site: Burger King
honeymoon: Burger King parking lot. That's how much we want each other. (wtf?)
place to live : If with kids, then in a small town.
kids: twins, DUH.
car: tour bus
what are you doing tomorrow: getting up, going to school, coming home, going to drama rehearsal at the theatre with Shannon, sleeping.
do you think george bush will be reelected: I highly doubt Bush would break the no 3rd term rule. STEP DOWN, Bush. You aren't FDR, bitch.
will there be a wwIII? Hope not.
will politics ever be truthful?: No...damn you, Nixon.
will humanity snuff itself out: Can't it wait like...100 years?
can the gov. be changed?: VOTE ME!
* friends *
best friend: Of all TIME: Shannon. Then there's Krysta, Matt, John...
funniest: Shannon
silliest: Shannon
loudest: SHANNON
quietest: None of them.
craziest: Shannon. In real crazy ways, like wanting to be hit with a fire hose, Matt.
calmest: John
skinniest: John
best secret keeper: Matt or Shannon.
worst secret keeper: HEATHER
the one you have but don't want: That makes sense. GOSH, IDIOTS.
smartest: Matt
preppiest: Krysta
happiest: Krysta
most hyper: Shannon
hottest: Hmmm...Krysta or Shannon.
weirdest: all of them
biggest pervert: ME!
most annyoing: Shannon. But only when she says, "What up, playa" EVERY. MINUTE. LATELY.
shyest: YEAH RIGHT.
most religious: John
* do you believe in *
heaven: yes
hell: yes
angels: yes
devil: yes
god: always
buddha: I'm not buddhist. It's funny, because my friend wrote, "I'm no Muslim" to this question.
aliens: Maybe some life form, but not aliens. I do believe in illegal aliens, though. STAY ON YOUR SIDE!
ghosts: I don't know.
spirit (soul): Yes.
soulmates: Yes.
reincarnation: No.
love at first sight: Mmmhhhmmm.
karma: uh huh
love in general: yea.
luck: For some. Not for me.
yourself: I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN!
crush: Do I believe in Crush? Isn't that some type of Orange soda? Yeah, I believe in orange soda.
who and when was your first crush: My first major crush...4th grade...Armando Carrasco. HOLLA!
any now: I'm not telllllinngggg hehehhee *psycho voice* I'll never teeelllllll
a celebrity crush: CLAY AIKEN! NICK CARTER! PEEP!
who do you want to be with right now? Right now? I could go for some Clay.
whos number do you want: Anne said she has Clay's...
who do you want to kiss?: A frog
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: Why boobs are fascinating
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be?: There's a boyyy I know, he's the oneee I dreamm offf. Sorry, just breaking out the Whitney Houston.
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: 8. On a scale from 1 to 10, how real are you keeping it right now? HAHAA...I love the Jaded Journalist.
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: Smile. Eyes.
what do you look for personality-wise: Wit.
biggest turn on: Nose-picking
biggest turn off: Eating it afterwards. :-)
something thay wear that turns you on: Skinny ties!!!
something they wear that turns you off: A shirt with a skanky girl and boobs out. EWW.
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: finally being with someone I've longed for.
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: HAHAA.
what do you wear on a coffee date: I don't usually date my coffee. But probably...a mug. GET IT?!?!? OH MY GOSH, THE PUNS.
is it right to flirt if you're taken: No.
is cyber cheating?: I SURE HOPE NOT!!!!
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: Yeppers.
who would you like to take to the prom: a little late. Well, I'd like to take...
do you want to hug somebody right now: thats for me to know and you to find out.
do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: WHO DOESN'T?!?! IDIOTS.
* describe *
mellow: Chilllinnggg out.
melancholy: sad, thoughtful
the perfect date: one with...
the perfect mate: what are you from Australia?
how m&m's are made: YOU DON'T KNOW?!?! MORON!
why manhole covers are round?: Because the hole is round, dumbass. They wouldn't put a square cover on a round hole. I'm thinking you meant, "WHY ARE MANHOLES ROUND?"
* one or the other *
coke/pepsi: coca-cola
sprite/7-up : Sprite. 7 up tastes like soap.
boxers/briefs: THONG.
gold/silver: gold
vanilla/chocolate: CHoc-o-latayyy
flowers/candy: BOTH!
book/magazine: Book.
tv/radio: tv
glass half empty/half full: It depends. Did I drink some already? Because then I'd say half empty. Actually, screw optimism and shit. The glass is just occupied to the .5 mark. K?
democrat/republican: Democrat. Jackass.
colored pencils/markers: Markers! You don't have to press.
coffee/tea: ICED TEA. Not the rapper. Coffee is nasty.
sun/moon: I likey both.
day/night: Day
hot/cold : Cold
dog/cat: bothhhhh
button/zipper: Buttons are pain in my ass.
cotton/feather pillow: i've never had a cotton one.
blue/purple: I don't know, but I love blue and purple together.
plumber/trashman: Who CARES?! And again, I gotta quote my friend on this one. She wrote, "I like cheese." Way to be off topic!

THE END.
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