I am Keanu Dracula
I was watching "A2Z: Johnny Depp" on VH1 and they were talking about how Johnny Depp was offered the main role in Speed, but he didn't take it, so Keanu Reeves got it. And the two guys got to talking about what would have happened if Johnny took the role. They said Keanu Reeves would have been Edward Scissorhands and then one of the guys did the greatest impression of Keanu Reeves ever! "I am Keanu Scissorhands. Whoa! I got scissors for hands!" If you get a chance to see that particular episode, I highly recommend it.