For Sale: 1 set of slightly-used jumper cables
So either Portis or Jason left Matt's car's light on and his battery died. I let Matt jump it from mine and he fucked it up and hooked both of the nodes on his end to the fusebox. The cables start to melt. I run in the house like DUDES, NEED SOMETHING TO TAKE CABLES OFF NOW and they're like "wtf" and grab the oven mitts. So he, like, short circuited the hell out of the cable. My car appears to be fine, but I'm going to the mechanic for an oil change on wednesday morning anyway, so I'll have him check the battery and if it's not perfect, it's totally Matt. We jumped Matt's car from Jon's car and all is well. Matt gave me his jumper cables since he fucked mine.
Bonus pic of myself with half of a controller on my face.