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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday mexicanmutt07 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In August I broke dawagga's X-Box (-12 points). In June I punched blue_hawaii4488 in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday I stole glory_maru's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-108 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
lakingsanity