Scandinavian Warriors lose to Porpoises

Sep 19, 2010 16:25

[ ... Decked out in purple and gold and staring blankly at the screen with his mouth agape. It's been at least 20 minutes after his game, but the shock is still on his face.

He's honestly just fighting the strong urge to hang himself right now ]

fail, epic fail, fuck you favre you're a dick, why does this always happen?, brb crying the misssissippi, worst season ever, choke

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talktodahandeh September 19 2010, 21:27:01 UTC
[THIS IS JUST A TASTE OF WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE THE LIONS.

He hopes you feel terrible. And he will hope this with a creepy smile on his face.]

Too bad.

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lakesyaknow September 19 2010, 21:30:42 UTC
[ OH FFFFF- your opinion means nothing here. ]

Hey, it's only been two games in a row. It's better than being a big joke.

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talktodahandeh September 19 2010, 21:33:35 UTC
[He is unfazed. After all, when you fail so much, you become to deaf to people telling you that you fail.]

Yuh, an' two's gonna turn t' twenty before ya know i'.

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lakesyaknow September 19 2010, 21:41:11 UTC
Bull shit! My team has too much talent fer it to get that bad.

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talktodahandeh September 19 2010, 21:43:54 UTC
Yer talent is also as old as petrified dog shi', and tha's sayin' somethin'.

[But onto something much more interesting and relevant to Griff's interest! And... away from the things he totally sucks at.]

No' like yer hockey team is any good either, and they're brand-fuckin' new.

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lakesyaknow September 19 2010, 21:49:08 UTC
At least my talent exists.

[ HOCKEYYY...Sven loves hockey...and is ok at it :/a ]

And sorry that not all new hockey teams start out successful right away.

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talktodahandeh September 19 2010, 21:51:00 UTC
Not for much longer, though.

[Hockey is the sport of the gods, yes it is.]

...Mine did.

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lakesyaknow September 19 2010, 21:53:52 UTC
AND SO DID FUCKING GREEN BAY. OH LOOK AT HOW GOOD AT SPORTS WE ARE. IT'S DESTINY~ YIPPE YAHOO!

GO EAT YOUR OWN SHIT IF YA LOVE IT SO MUCH, JESUS CHRIST!

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threadjack labayeverte September 19 2010, 21:55:41 UTC
... But it is destiny!

[ Then again Wisconsin in general has weird ideas of destiny: See climbing ontop of a crane. Dad did that once after a few drinks. ]

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lakesyaknow September 20 2010, 00:20:48 UTC
Destiny is bullshit.

[ He thinks he remembers hearing about that from LaCrosse... ]

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labayeverte September 20 2010, 01:50:05 UTC
[ ... Julia is hardcore. ]

Maybe 'cause ya don't believe in destiny, ya don't win.

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lakesyaknow September 20 2010, 01:52:25 UTC
[ She would be flattered by that ]

No, I think if I try I can win, not because it's my destiny.

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labayeverte September 20 2010, 02:07:53 UTC
So, I think if I try I can win - and I do. DESTINY!

Maybe I'm just too good for ya!

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lakesyaknow September 20 2010, 02:10:59 UTC
Maybe if ya won against me twice last year...

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labayeverte September 20 2010, 02:15:19 UTC
Now who's living in the past?!

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